cumguzzler

One who goes into a retail store and badgers the sales people with a bunch of stupid questions and then leaves without making a purchase.

We don't sell those here you cumguzzling old bastard!

by Kodybear July 15, 2008

cumguzzler

1.)a person or thing that is particularly gay or douchey.

2.) a woman(hopefully) that, after the man ejaculates in the womans mouth, she gargles the jizz.

hey that kids is a fucking fag!!

yea hes a cumguzzler!

by the main cumguzzler March 3, 2011

Cumguzzler

One who chugs gallons of cum

That boy alex is a cumguzzler. Heblows boys for 10 bucks in the bathroom

by BIGBOIBOCE April 29, 2019

Cumguzzlry

An entire class of offenses committed in the workplace by co-workers whose whole basis for advancement involves...well, you guessed it. It's not who ya know, but who ya blow!

"I don't how Hillary got the job...must have been an extraordinary act of Cumguzzlry to be sure!"

by mslmnx January 11, 2010

Cumguzzler

A gay man who enjoys the gargling motion of another man's semen in his throat.

You play soccer? You're such a cumguzzler

by cooter mcgavin February 22, 2015

cumguzzleing wangwaker

a term referring to a person particularily gay who guzzles cum, and likes to play swords with another gay in bed

hey theres a gay, i think hes a cumguzzleing wangwaker

by def jk December 12, 2007

Cumguzzler

A cumguzzler is a slut, an asshole, someone that talks shit; or in most cases someone you just hate.

Damn, Quinn is just a fucking cumguzzler.

by His_Wife.(: May 13, 2011