Cullen  

To drive very fast, like the vampire family in Stephenie Meyer's Twilight Saga

The highway was empty last night so I pulled a Cullen (Cullened).

Cullen by Amanda J. December 16, 2008

Cullen 

Noun. To creepily stalk and or/follow possessively. In a romantic relationship, to try and prevent the significant other from having outside friendships or other meaningful interactions. Derived from last name of well-known vampire hero with possessive tendencies.

Girl 1: So then he slashed my tires after I talked to Jake at your party.

Girl 2: He's totally cullening you - get out while you can.

Cullen by M's Team Jacob May 29, 2010

Cullen 

A fucking white piece of shit that no one likes or cares about,also a fucking autistic stalker.

He was a Cullen that day

Cullen by Fucking assclown January 17, 2017

Cullen 

A cheater or plagerizer

They will throw you out of college if they find out you are a cullen

Cullen by Arsenhagos May 1, 2017

cullen 

to be a short, bald obnoxious little irish guy who acts like one of the jewish chicks from that weird hipster hbo show "girls"! a guy who films himself banging fat chicks and you dont know it's him to you see his little red irish hand enter the video!

That dude is such a cullen! I mean how fucking small are his hands? What does that say about his shoe size? we should call the dudes at Belgian loafers to find out.

cullen by billydfromnyc March 5, 2013

Cullen 

Cullens are always so fucking Handsome and so smart. They always have dicks above 9 inches. They are amazing in bed there favorite position is girl on top(so they don’t have to do any work). They are amazing at making out but don’t use tongue. Your a dumbass if u leave a Cullen for a Timmy(2.5 inch dick).

Girl-“omg Cullen is so hot”
Sydney-“yeah I dumped him for Timmy”
Girl-“ur a dumbass”

Cullen by Hehhd May 15, 2019

Cullen 

A. To be low-key gay and racist.

B. A irish redhead whom'st've taken all the drugs, has a small penis and is high-key racist.

A. Jeez that guy is so Cullen.

B.

Guy 1: Yo do you know that new kid Alex?
Guy 2: Yeah, but you don't wanna meet him. He's such a Cullen

Cullen by IdiotSquadSenpai April 19, 2018