The sex toy version of the cucumber. The dildo of choice for those vegetable-loving ladies who during “man-drought” prefer to slake their libidinous thirst not with a banana, but rather with the cooler and considerably more dilatory cucumber.
She could hardly get to the vegetable compartment fast enough, such was the urge to pleasure herself. There it was - 8 inches of thickest greenest cumcumber. She returned to her bed. She peeled down its plastic wrap from the blunt tip and removed it. She lay back and hiked up her shirt. This was going to be one of those nights!
by Epigenie1 December 18, 2009
Get the cumcumber mug.1) A meme in the BBC Sherlock fandom related to Benedict Cumberbatch's description as a "handsome shark."
2) Benedict Cumberbatch himself, when looking particularly handsome-shark-like.
2) Benedict Cumberbatch himself, when looking particularly handsome-shark-like.
Cumbershark hunts silently through the ocean's night, seeking his favourite prey, the jam-striped doctorfish.
by MarineCumberBiologist October 6, 2011
Get the cumbershark mug.The sexual noise created when the man's nuts simultaneously 'slap' the receiver's (male or female) ass cheeks.
Man my neighbor was really going at it last night, I could hear the cucumber thunder from across the floor.
by DNW... December 11, 2012
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Person 1: Who's your favorite Danganronpa character?
Person 2: hmm...I really like Monaca Towa
Person 1: Aw man really?! I freaking hate that cucumber satan!!
Person 2: hmm...I really like Monaca Towa
Person 1: Aw man really?! I freaking hate that cucumber satan!!
by Rantarouamami February 17, 2017
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Get the Cucumber mug.A Stuffed Cucumber Salad is initiated between two consenting lovers and begins with a traditional anal Stuffed Cucumber. The cucumber is fully inserted into the rectum and is retained. Post retainage, the partner with the cucumber squats over the face of the other and begins a graceful, gentle expulsion. The cucumber may be fully released or it may be drawn in and out of the ass with flexion and contraction of the sphincter creating a fascinating display for the viewing partner. All is finalized by a final squeeze and drop of the cucumber on the viewer's chest. Depending upon the state of the dropper's bowels, the cucumber may stick to or roll off the chest.
Sonja gave herself an anal Stuffed Cucumber then squatted over Carl's face. She gave him the best Stuffed Cucumber Salad he had ever experienced. Her deftness at sphincter control had it moving in and out and looked like a Whack-A-Mole game.
by Eaton Holgoode March 17, 2015
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