Benedict cucumber thighs

A name for a worker who recommends your new favourite alcoholic beverage

Omfg I want to fuck that Benedict Cucumber thighs

by ChunderThunderandWonderthighs July 17, 2016

carving veins in cucumbers

Type of art practiced by homosexuals suffering from erectile disfunction.

ou should be at hoe carving veins in cucumbers you fucken pofter!

by de-pube September 25, 2022

cucumber pants

Very tight pants, especially in the region of the crotch, where you can actually see the shaft of a grown mans penis.

David Bowie's hot outfit in the "Labyrinth" is a perfect example the most righteous cucumber pants.

by Andrew DeLong September 19, 2005

Cuntcumber

A cucumber that has been inserted into a vagina and left for 2+ months. When it comes out it has been transformed into a pickle AKA Cuntcumber.

Mom when is your cuntcumber gonna be ready?
In a minute honey!
Good Im starving!

by twwarrior77 November 23, 2011

russian cucumber

When a man inserts his dick in a cucumber hot dog style and he inserts it into a woman's asshole.

"Omg I am so sore from that russian cucumber you gave to me Jonny!"

by I Am Bueno April 16, 2014

Frosty Cucumber

When a girl takes a bite of ice cream and then gives a guy a blow job.

who needs peanut butter and jelly when i can have a frosty cucumber.

by Lauren and Karl July 25, 2007

cool as a cucumber

(adj.) Cool with the added simile of a watery vegetable.

He was as cool as a cucumber.

by Gumba Gumba June 1, 2004