Crysterbate

The art of crying while you masturbate.

Hey man, That sucks that Sarah dumped you but you can stop locking you self in the bathroom to crysterbate, tears wont get you off any faster

by leTed August 24, 2008

La'Crystal

truth if she trust you, but she will never lie to you she’ll just withhold information. She’s very understanding, aware and confidant, but she lowkey. She often pulls away from friends and family with no warning, or regard to how it will seem. It’s her personal form of self preservation; she’s turned off by bs! She just wants to laugh and enjoy life, she sees the glass as half full rather than half empty, she’s a optimist. When people meet her they see her as real, down to earth, sarcastic and funny, and once you get to know her you'll see her as an extremely loyal and kind hearted person, doesn’t mind being the butt of her own joke, she hates drama, lies, and gossip! A beautiful person who wants to change the world and all that she meets in it!!! Many people are jealous of her just based on her beauty, brains, and bank account. She is the personification of innocence and beauty, one tough chic that will not take any bullshit, strong-willed, dedicated, humble, beautiful, crazy but in a healthy way...good crazy, optimistic, adventurous, wise beyond her years, she has great instincts, and is just simply fabulous! she is a person with an old and wise soul, she will do anything to protect her friends and family, definition of beauty.
Everybody want's a Crystal she real and down

La'Crystal Is A Queen

by QueenKee June 6, 2015

Crystal Chappell

Crystal Chappell is a soap actress who has become even more widely known because of her portrayal of Olivia Spencer (on Guiding Light) and 1/2 of the supercouple Otalia.

Crystal is now currently employed on Days of Our Lives and is working closely with writer Kim Turrisi and director Hope Royaltey on their new web-based show Venice.

"Did you see how awesome Crystal Chappell was on the show yesterday? She should win an Emmy!"

"Crystal Chappell is THE goddess of daytime TV."

by K8eistrubl August 22, 2009

Dusty Crystal

A dusty crystal is a slang term commonly used to describe a rare sexual experience involving narcotics, specifically crystal meth. The man first inserts some amount of crystal meth into a woman's anus (the amount depends on both the thrill desired and the inner diameter of the woman's anus). After a satisfactory amount of crystal meth is inserted, ie there is no leakage, the man sits behind the woman, with his face very close to the woman's buttocks. Once the man is ready, the woman violently induces flatulance and the man inhales deeply through his nose, intaking all the previously inserted crystal meth and any other gases.

Hooker: "Hey baby, want some company tonight?"
Man:"How much for a Dusty Crystal?"
Hooker:"What's that?"

by sm00th February 20, 2009

Crystel

Crystel is a very powerful and kind girl but beware if you hurt her get ready for everyone to hate you, she is the definition of karma

Man:Hey what did you do to make CRYSTEL so mad? Ex friend: oh I ripped her bag. Man: welp gets ready for death

by Mari cheng September 29, 2020

Crystal Falls

Small town in northern Michigan, home to many hicks/rednecks, all people do there is drink beer and gossip about other people, town basically consists of bars churches and gas stations. "Yah", "Eh", "Er No", and "Don'tcha Know?" are commonly said things here.

I grew up in Crystal Falls, now all I do is drink and drive big trucks.

by A former yooper. March 15, 2009

Crystalritical

When a person is high on methamphetamine and is criticality

Up for more then a day or two , and is having a bad trip and is feeling some type of way

Be coolThe way you say things to cole Look he is crystalritical . He is tripping thinking we throwing subliminals at him

by Yankee510 November 24, 2017