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cryptonaut

A self-taught nerd who's really good at deciphering and breaking code and does it in a sexy way; whereas, a cryptologist is a straight-edge nerd who's really good at deciphering and breaking code but has no sense of style and most likely enjoys puzzles only he/she can solve.
The entire Northeast power grid went offline Friday night - cryptonauts have all the fun!
by BlkFlg October 9, 2023
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cryptofaggot

A user of a message board who successfully infiltrates the inner circle of respected posters, eventually revealing his hidden virginity and assburgers to the world in a series of offensively lame posts.

From Greek 'kruptos,' meaning hidden; and American 'faggot,' meaning faggot
Stop posting, cryptofaggot.
by Spr0ingy January 31, 2007
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Cryptorapist

A member of the 'Seduction Community', otherwise know as a 'Pick Up Artist' (PUA).

A man who conducts their interaction with women like a pantomime (i.e. inventing a character for themselves) come came of chess, using mind games and 'techniques' as layed down and pre-tested by the PUA band of merry misogynists, in the hope of fooling women in to sleeping with them.

A man who puts on a false persona with women and keeps their real agenda hidden. A secret rapist.
Woman A: "That guy who chatted me up at the bar last night came across like he was reading from a script."

Woman B: "Probably a cryptorapist."
by Rasberries September 4, 2011
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cryptodaddy

A sugar daddy in cryptocurrency. Hardcore hodler. Usually drivers a lambo
Hey baby, do you need a cryptodaddy? Check my ripple bags.
by Florida__Man January 12, 2018
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cryptobating

When you look at all your cryptocurrency and masturbate.
i'm cryptobating so hard right now, i just came.
by JonTylerG January 10, 2018
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cryptomaniac

One who is maniacally cryptic.
Nell obsessively hides information from Jean; what a cryptomaniac!
by cryptomaniacthefirst June 28, 2017
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cryptowankery

Making your own cryptographic systems and forgetting about key revocation, using 8K RSA because more is better
Did you hear about that new system that Facebook have?

Oh yes but it’s full of cryptowankery
by Grumpy runner February 21, 2019
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