Crypticism

Being cryptic and cynical simultaneously.

Mad girlfriend: "Oh, right. Well if YOU don't know what you did, you loser, I'm certainly NOT going to tell you."

Boyfriend: "C'mon Sheryl. You're so full of crypticism tonight."

by John Sturtevant April 11, 2007

cryptopsy

a delayed autopsy if human, a delayed necropsy if other animal

Last night I was bored, so I dug up your grandma and gave her a cryptopsy. She was still full of embalming fluid.

by Wordizzilator October 29, 2003

cryptosporidium

A major water related infection, Parasitic Disease

This man is suffering from cryptosporidiosis

by Mike Doyer January 26, 2004

CryptoSphere

The CryptoSphere is a collection of the most prolific problem solving tools of our time. Through transparency, they facilitate human to human interaction.

A couple of the more well known tools are cryptocurrency and blockchain.

I believe I can solve our nation's voter fraud problem by using the tools available in the CryptoSphere.

by Drazziwac October 2, 2018

cryptoscopophilia

The urge to look through the windows of homes upon walking past them. Usually done for sexual satisfaction/curiousity reasons.

My! I once recall walking infront a curtain-less window and; being the cryptoscopophiliac that I am...I took a gleek and there was this hairy man bonking his wife senseless! I saw from her body only the wildfire bush of her na-na. Grossest!

by hytham_hammer October 29, 2006

cryptopsy

Cryptopsy is simpy an autopsy of a crypt. Originated in Egypt during the reign of King Tutenknahmen (or Tut, as his homies called him), he ordered his peons to autopsy all the crypts in the area to get his country out of debt. It's just a nice way to say theft.

I just cryptopsied that car....

by Lara October 22, 2003

cryptosexual

Someone who is primarily attracted to, or has sex with mythological creatures or other unknown beings. (From the word cryptozoology)

Consensual sex with Bigfoot
would make you a cryptosexual.

by deltoru March 12, 2008