criving

crying while driving

Buddy's gonna leave Irvine. He's gonna be criving back to norcal.

by kerweezy December 13, 2012

creampie cravings

the new term for baby fever. when you see a cute kid and suddenly want one for yourself!!

Tiffany: Oh my god, that baby is so adorable!!!!
Brittany: I know, I'm starting to get the creampie cravings!

by Quist787 August 28, 2021

Cruzing

The act of using Twitter to search and like pornographic material using your very public Twitter account. Not limited to instances where your senatorial staff attempts to blame hackers or interns on the incident even though it happened around midnight and why the hell would a staffer be working that late so clearly it came from the person who's default account on their phone is the account in question, therefore it obviously was, um... well... whew.

Shit, I need to finish my cruzing sesh before my phone's batteries run out of juice.

Randolph! You cannot engage in cruzing whilst in the office on wifi during work hours... that is highly inappropriate.

Bitch don't you look me over the shoulder while I be cruzing on my phone.

by WerdMerlin September 13, 2017

Ted Cruzing

When you lick the asshole of a man that insulted you wife and family so you can keep a job you're shit at.

Joe was totally Ted Cruzing the manager in the break room after he offered Joe a promotion.

by UnknownAmerican November 6, 2018

bell-curving

Verb: The act of interfering with a fellow classmate's exam preparation in order to surpass them in the finalized class ranking.

Richard was bell-curving me yesterday. He slipped a xanax in my coffee before the exam.

by guano1 November 19, 2019

Cryving

Driving while crying. Typically a solo activity, it often is the result of the failed relationships. Usually uncomfortable for other drivers to witness.

Sometimes I end up cryving the entire ride home if the Love Hurts by the Nazareth comes on the radio.

by Roadside Jesus July 12, 2010

Library cruzing

To walk around books in an cardigan, to grab the most interesting for your purpose, sit down by a big window, drink a mocha latte and alternate reading with surfing on your preferably small laptop, and now and then put some chocolate into your mouth.

(On the phone):

1: Hey man! What are you doing?

2: Im Library cruzing!

1: You got some nice spot?

2: Yeah! It's near a big window and there are some sweet honeys sitting next to me.

1: You know them?

2: Yeah! it's Virignia Woolf and Toni Morrison...

by Humpert Burf Humperslick March 9, 2010