crunge

a woman, or man, whom you would love to be with, but they are married, dating, uninterested, out-of-your-league, or a prostitute (see Pretty Woman).

the title of a Led Zeppelin song from their fifth album, Houses of the Holy.

Man 1: did you see that girl in front of us on the train?
Man 2: yea, but did you see the guy she was with?
Man 1: yea, what a crunge.

by Tony Guerrasio January 14, 2008

Crungy

A mom who is a combo of Crunchy and Cringy at the same time. Beyond a granola mom. Beyond a Crunchy mom.

Do you eat your womb wax? Do you encapsulate your baby's ambilical cord? #crungy

"Susan licked her baby's cradle cap for the health benefits - so crungy! “

by Kosher Granola April 3, 2019

cringey

when people type and speak like little freaks

h3w0 b4bi3 cak4s yh00 okii3 hunni3??


cringey.

by jess francis February 15, 2009

cringey

someone/something that makes you nauseous because of how uncomfortable he/she/it is making you

Did you hear about Omar's haircut? It's so cringey cause it makes me uncomfartable

by Born2pizza December 8, 2016

Cringey

Indians on kik with names like Sebastian awkwardly asking to see girls Bobs and Veganas.

Usually they are deluded about how good looking they are and post excessive selfies in unflattering poses.

Did you see the awkward pictures Sebastian posted of himself on Kik?

Yeah! They’re always totally cringey!

by UphillDonkey December 15, 2017

cringey

Not a word. If you see anyone using it, do them and us a favour by correcting them. The correct word is cringeworthy.

Person A: "Eww, Jacob Saggytits is sooo cringey!"
Person B: "Cringeworthy, dear, not cringey."

by localnerd May 19, 2016

Crungy

The Feeling Everybody Gets When They Wake Up.

Guy1: So, How Are Ya Feeling This Morning?
Guy2: Crungy...

by DvToonsYT August 10, 2018