crunched

To be heavily intoxicated

"Damn I am fucking crunched right now"

by Sir Tali November 19, 2007

Crunked

The act of being excessivly drunk and high on good 'ol Mary Jane at the same time!

"Yo bob, i went to a bush party last night and was SO crunked!"

by Lauren January 27, 2005

crunked out of your dome piece

The state of being completely annihilated from the effect of alcohol or another substance of the sort...usually ending up in saying phrases that are either completly incredible or something you would like to take back like it is your job...although in some rare cases you could drop it like it is hot... usually occuring at the best fucking college ever... for that refer to st. joes

"dude i told simone that she was hot last night".....DUDE!!! You must have been crunk to your dome piece

by pc January 12, 2005

crunked

to get crazy drunk'ed

yo' i got crunked and then went over to my ladies hizze and we fumped

by jh con el digitale April 27, 2003

ass crunched

term used to describe carelessly doggystyling the shit out of someone and your wanker slams right into an ass cheek about breaking your rock hard cock in half...after which you remain in the fetal postion, crying like a little girl for hours

While railing the hell out of some chick last night, I ass crunched my cock and I can't even fucking walk!

by PilotMike April 2, 2005

crunked

Fucked up on drugs, alcohol, etc. The way you are when you use these substances.

Hey guys, check it out, I'm all crunked up! I am ALL CRUNKED UP!

by Brenna July 4, 2004

Crucked up

Being drunk and high on maryjane and a mixture of other drugs. not fucked up but crucked up because its like a concoction of drug induced retardedness

"whatcha doin today" - friend
" LEZZZZ GET CRUCkeD UP!"

by sexyfrisson March 31, 2013