dry ass hair which you come accross during anal-sex which has small hard lumps of shit attached to it.
by lb49cj July 21, 2006
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Pete blazed up and before he knew it he had a the crunchies big time. As there were no chips in the house he had to settle for a bag of croutons.
by winchun April 29, 2010
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Infantrymen, engineers, clerks, and just about everyone else who doesn't ride in a tank. So named for the sound they make when they get their sorry selves run over.
Man, I'm telling you, if those damn crunchies don't get out of the way, I'm going to take the treads to every last one of them!
by Cat-Kill January 19, 2008
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Get the cruncheese mug.Guy 1: My girlfriend let the cum dry on her stomach and it made a crunchy noise when she sat up.
Guy 2: My mom likes to call it stomach crunchies.
Guy 2: My mom likes to call it stomach crunchies.
by forumssuck May 9, 2008
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Nikki- ah fuck the crunchies are here.
Tracey- who invited them?
Nikki-Crunchies are gonna go wild giving bj's when everyone leaves.
Tracey- who invited them?
Nikki-Crunchies are gonna go wild giving bj's when everyone leaves.
by charlyrogers January 24, 2010
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