the derogatory word for the slit between a womans legs. on asian women this is called a crumpetttttttttttttttttttttttttt!!! and on the french it is known as a crossiant. some are pink some are brown and you even get the purple ones but all in all the all serve the same function and that is, anal sex.
man: can i butter your crumpet?
woman: if i can butter your rod
man: id like to see you try bitch!!!!
woman: if i can butter your rod
man: id like to see you try bitch!!!!
by xcczxczxc March 1, 2009
Get the crumpetmug. -Harold and Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay: A 'crumpet' is "when a girl gives you an English pastry while you're sitting on the patio taking a tea break!"
by Blake A. Eveleigh May 24, 2008
Get the crumpetmug. by r0x0rmyj0x0rz April 3, 2004
Get the crumpetmug. The crumpeter made them this morning.
by @Riflerangehoney April 7, 2017
Get the crumpetermug. by Loopt March 2, 2017
Get the Crumpetmug. Slang for Vagina, Nothing To Do With The Actual Shape Or Structure Of 'It' But A Crude(r) Way Of Saying It. . .
by jordita October 22, 2007
Get the Crumpetmug. 