crumpet

the derogatory word for the slit between a womans legs. on asian women this is called a crumpetttttttttttttttttttttttttt!!! and on the french it is known as a crossiant. some are pink some are brown and you even get the purple ones but all in all the all serve the same function and that is, anal sex.

man: can i butter your crumpet?
woman: if i can butter your rod
man: id like to see you try bitch!!!!

by xcczxczxc March 1, 2009

crumpet

The act of facilitating oral sex while one is occupied in the washroom; specifically defecating.

-Harold and Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay: A 'crumpet' is "when a girl gives you an English pastry while you're sitting on the patio taking a tea break!"

by Blake A. Eveleigh May 24, 2008

crumpet

The conversation starter when theres an awkward silence.

J: "Crumpet"
A: "WHAT?"
J: "CRUMPET!"
A: "So how are ya James?

by r0x0rmyj0x0rz April 3, 2004

crumpeter

One who makes crumpets.

The crumpeter made them this morning.

by @Riflerangehoney April 7, 2017

Crumpet

A person who is'nt very smart. With a brain like a crumpet, full of holes.

I asked that bloke for a hammer and he gave me a screwdriver, 'What a crumpet!'

by Loopt March 2, 2017

Crumpet

Slang for Vagina, Nothing To Do With The Actual Shape Or Structure Of 'It' But A Crude(r) Way Of Saying It. . .

'' Yo Man She Had One Tite Crumpet!''

(After Sex, Man Annouces)
''Maaan! Best Crumpet I Ever Had''

by jordita October 22, 2007

Crumpet

Vagina, pussy, minge.

Lets go butter some crumpets lads.

by JOE B SPECIAL May 26, 2009