cruddlington

A universal replacement for any word in the english language.

Guy- "hey man i just made out with Anna"
Guy2- "oooft brah shes like full on cruddlington"

Guy- "I was pumping this chick in the cruddlington all night long"
Guy2- "Eshays"

Guy- "bro that OJ and south wales gave me the cruddlingtons"

by cruddlington69 August 21, 2008

cumslinger

Slingshot like object used to fire cum at someone else or to commit suicide. Most of the time another person is present and a game is played similar to that of dodgeball. Most people don't like the "cumslinger patrol" because of the people they bring to justice involving cumslingers. Cumslingers have been illegal in the United States since they have been known to cause instant death to horses and/or small rabbits.

Dude, this one time, I saw a ghost and he shot me with a cumslinger.

by weedsniffer69 January 17, 2008

River Crumbing

Slang for rain

( aka crumbs of water )

Do you think it will be river crumbing tomorrow?

by Lonely Christian September 4, 2017

Cumblind

Cumblind is when you ejaculate semen onto her eyes while she gets blinded by your sperm.

Oh I will get you Cumblind tonight

by Thesitesuck March 5, 2015

Cumling's

Tiny drops of cum

Kaylee : Hey Kiersten why are there Cumling's on you face?
Kiersten : Well you see I gave Jake a blowjob at lunch and didn't wipe my face off DUH!
Steve : Hey guy's check out the Cumling's on my face I was sucking Chad's dick at lunch!
Kaylee : How cute Steve & Kiersten are twins!
Steve : Yeah Kiersten! (Wink)
Kiersten : Go wipe off your face jackass!

by SlopNChop July 20, 2018

crumplin

What's up

what's crumplin', my nizzle?

by sallyemadavid May 7, 2011

chumlinged

When your smoked weed and your baked af

“I’m so fucking chumlinged rn”

by Coronaking November 20, 2020