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Reverse Crucifix

A sex position where you fingerblast your girl while in a reverse crucifix. Known to be so effective that some will see the Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit.
John: Bro, where's your girlfriend? I thought you were bringing her?
Wayne: Sorry man, we reverse crucifixed last night, she can't even walk now.
by Dok665 May 21, 2018
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kids' crucifix orgy

where a bunch of rural kids with no electronics crucify one kid, and then all the other kids, naked with their clothes a distance away, take turns sucking the crucified kid's dick, and touching each other. Occasional anal sex happens, it lasts for hours, and is to be played on a small, open hill with flatland at least 20m in radius. The cross must be in the middle of the field, visible to planes.
"Hey man wanna have a kids' crucifix orgy with the rest of the boys? We're only 9 but as long as there are no cams-"

"Wait that's illegal"
by ElsonDaSushiChef/SushiMii_YT February 19, 2021
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Crucifix

A position in a fight where you pin your opponent to the ground with your knees on his arms and sit on his belly. Your opponent cannot protect himself, so you can wail away as much as you want.
Roy "Big Country" Nelson kicked the crap out of Kimbo Slice by locking Slice in a crucifix three times and delivering just punishment to Kimbo's grill.
by ContraSmart October 1, 2009
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crucified

someone that is an ugly ass mothafucka. this person is the most horrendous looking human you have ever seen. if you see someone that is an ugly ass mofo and makes you think “whaddafuck is this creature?” they are crucified.
yo that bih be crucified as hell
by sillyswan22420 November 17, 2021
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Accidental Crucifixion

The process of accidentally crucifying someone, whether it be a false accusation or a faulty nail gun; it could be an uncontrollable act such as an addiction or an "accidental" nailing of someone to a cross
Whoops. I committed accidental crucifixion on Kristy by subconsciously nailing her hands to a cross and planting it in the ground.
by JustKiddingItsMeHillary February 19, 2019
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Crucifix Mafia

Street team for the promotion of the new addiction that is Mary Magdalan. Members are called j.u.n.k.i.e.s.
by Mizz Maggot May 8, 2008
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crucifiction

N) a lie told about someone that puts them in a very bad light, most often used in political campaigns. The lie is generally VERY obvious as being a lie, and is a blatent attempt to distort the truth.
The latest Republican ad attacking Obama is total crucifiction.
by scottimack October 3, 2008
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