crawlleague

A 'crawlleague' is a co-worker or colleague whose lack of self-respect and character forces them to spend much of their working life, and their sad, sad social life on their knees.

Employee #1: Wow, that guy seems to be a rising star in your firm. Every time I visit your office he's hanging on your bosses' every word and staring at him with those big doe eyes.

Employee #2: Yeah, my 'crawlleague' is a real tool alright.

by Bryan Gilbreath March 7, 2012

Creepy Crawly Death Dealers

Patton from Sander Sides refers to the spiders on the curtains in Virgil's room as 'creepy crawly death dealers.'

Person A: Look at those curtains!
Person B: They're covered in creepy crawly death dealers!

by purplecapricorn May 5, 2019

corona crawler

A term used to describe a baby born conceived during/around when the covid pandemic occurred.

During quarantine my girlfriend got pregnant, now we’re expecting a corona crawler.

by adaisy275 April 15, 2021

Old Crow Medicine Show

An American old-time string band. Their most famous song is Wagon Wheel. A truly awesome group.

Old Crow Medicine Show is fucking amazing!!!

by jay-mannn December 4, 2010

crow father

Crow father is simply poggers, he is the best and will save the people in danger

Person one- oh no I am dying please someone save me

Person two- look! It’s crow father
Crow father- (screeching noises)

by Iamsimplypoggers April 26, 2021

Crowley

Probably the gayest demon in Hell, Married an angel (lmao we wish), Created the M25, Made the Archangel Gabriel shooketh, And cried in a bookshop bc he thought he lost his husband.

Crowley is a disaster gay.

Yea man. The best disaster.

by RhiadiHasDied August 10, 2019

creepy crawl

sneaking into someone's home and rearranging their things (furniture) or taking unvaluable things that while not expensive are obvious (e.g., all the lightbulbs)

see Manson Family

My "family" and I creepy crawled the joint while they were out. The owners flipped out, man.

by tdlier November 5, 2012