(noun) A twisted mockery of a human being. Distorted beyond all recognition but still retaining enough human qualities to suggest a human origin. Often a result of a horrible virus or malevolent alien entity attempting to create a human race in it's own sick image.
Oh man, ever since those huge worldwide explosions a couple years ago, there sure are a lot of cronenbergs lumbering around.
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Get the cronenberg mug.That is the hottest girl I've ever seen. I would hit that so hard the next person to pull me out would be crowned King of England.
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by styn99 March 18, 2014
Get the Crowning mug.The name of a three-person sex act in which a ring of blood is left on the tip a man's penis as the result of it receiving a kiss from someone with blood-covered lips.
Performing a Copper Crown involves three parties: the Giver, the Receiver, and the Enabler. Traditionally, the Receiver is a male, the Giver can be any gender, and the Enabler must be a menstruating female. The Giver starts off by performing cunnilingus on the menstruating Enabler, resulting an copious amounts of blood in, on and around the Giver's mouth. The Giver then "crowns" the head of the Receiver's penis by kissing it, leaving a ring of blood around it.
It is theoretically possible for a Copper Crown to be performed with only two people, provided that one person is either a female flexible enough to be both the Giver and the Enabler, or a menstruating hermaphrodite.
The name comes from the coppery tastes of the blood left in the Giver's mouth, and the ring of blood being left around the head of the Receiver's penis, much like a crown.
Performing a Copper Crown involves three parties: the Giver, the Receiver, and the Enabler. Traditionally, the Receiver is a male, the Giver can be any gender, and the Enabler must be a menstruating female. The Giver starts off by performing cunnilingus on the menstruating Enabler, resulting an copious amounts of blood in, on and around the Giver's mouth. The Giver then "crowns" the head of the Receiver's penis by kissing it, leaving a ring of blood around it.
It is theoretically possible for a Copper Crown to be performed with only two people, provided that one person is either a female flexible enough to be both the Giver and the Enabler, or a menstruating hermaphrodite.
The name comes from the coppery tastes of the blood left in the Giver's mouth, and the ring of blood being left around the head of the Receiver's penis, much like a crown.
A: "Hey, how'd things go with you and Shirley last night?"
B: "Well, her mom walked in on us having sex ..."
A: "Oh man! That's one way to ruin the mood."
B: "Actually, she joined in and it ended with me getting a Copper Crown!"
A" " ... that is seriously fucked up, dude."
B: "Well, her mom walked in on us having sex ..."
A: "Oh man! That's one way to ruin the mood."
B: "Actually, she joined in and it ended with me getting a Copper Crown!"
A" " ... that is seriously fucked up, dude."
by Garblesnoo January 5, 2012
Get the Copper Crown mug.Probably the smartest film director alive. Made horror films in the 70s and then started making his unique "Cronenfilms" in the 80s. The formula is: show really fucked-up stuff in a really neutral way. Classic example: The scene in Videodrome where a guy grows a vagina-like stomach slit and then pokes around in it with a handgun while the camera just watches, like it's an instructional film ("What to do with Your New Organ"). The main rules of a Cronenfilm: Don't judge, just show. Don't make it exciting, just make it weird. But show what's really going on, even if it makes no sense. Best films: Scanners, Videodrome, The Fly, Crash, Naked Lunch, A History of Violence. Has been a huge influence on: horror movies (esp. the Ring movies) and sci-fi (esp. the Matrix movies). Best time to watch: drunk/high, or in a mood to think about weird shit. Worst time: when you're in the mood for action or romance.
Dude, that scene in the Matrix where the bug crawls into the guy's stomach? Totally David Cronenberg.
or:
The Ring was trying to be David Cronenberg on crack.
or:
The Ring was trying to be David Cronenberg on crack.
by visene July 16, 2008
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An actor who was born in New Zealand in '64. He loves to act but loves one thing more: fightin' 'round the world! He fights his directors and he fights his fans; it's a problem no one understands. If there are two things he loves it's fighting and...fightin' round the world!
"Oy! you wanna fight eh!?"
"My fightin's poetry! You don't edit Russell Crowe's poetry ya testicle!"
"Oh my god it's Russell Crowe! Oh me me me bleh bleh bleh! Why don't you mind your own business ya scrotum!?"
"...it looks like if we're gonna get into more fights, we're gonna have to go look for 'em!"
"Making movies, making music, and fightin' 'round the world!"
"My fightin's poetry! You don't edit Russell Crowe's poetry ya testicle!"
"Oh my god it's Russell Crowe! Oh me me me bleh bleh bleh! Why don't you mind your own business ya scrotum!?"
"...it looks like if we're gonna get into more fights, we're gonna have to go look for 'em!"
"Making movies, making music, and fightin' 'round the world!"
by FRTW November 15, 2005
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