Pandora's Crotch Rot

A Mythical form of Marijuana that is said to only be grown in Hell by Satan himself. It is said that all Ghosts that walk the Earth carry this substance, and only the true stoner may coax it from them.

Ted: Dude let me have some of that Pandora's Crotch Rot.

Bill: You are not worthy

by King Touchstone May 12, 2011

crotch rot

a name someone can call you. Its really hardcore to call a cool person crotch rot when they are clean. They should always take it as a compliment... unless they feel dirty. then they should go home and wash their crotch lke 5 times.

'''talking'''blah blah blah''''
"hey crotch rot"
"what does that mean??? wtf...my crotch isn't rotting"
"oh well...crotch rot"

by popcornisbetterthanyou December 24, 2008

rot crotch

Pertaining to a vagina that you would not take home to meet your mom. A skanky, morally increpid slut bag. A rot crotch for god's sake!!!!

That slut pulls more trains than Grand Central Station, she's a serious rot crotch!!!!

by THe F-Bomber May 21, 2004

crotch rotch

A stinky rash (funk) of the area between your junk & the inner thigh.

That dude got a bad case or crotch rotch after not bathing himself adequately.

by MBR May 16, 2003

crotch rott

Nasty genital discharge accompanied by a foul smell, more common on women and leaves dry rott around the vag opening

that chick I ate out last night had some wicked crotch rott.

by MinDPhuK April 5, 2003

Crotch Rotch

When two guys balls rub against guys thighs it creates a rash.

Awwww man I got crotch rotch.

by Scary turtle June 22, 2020

couch rotter

A couch rotter is one whos anus is inexplicable attracted to the seat of our couch. only to be removed for the brief longing of treats, snack,s or excretion. sleep is usually on the couch. scientists have hypothesized that the attraction of the anus to the sofa is due to: lack of funds, marijuana in conjunction with television, technically any activity, however most couchrotters have shown little to no motivation for accomplishments outside their arm reach.

person 1: hey person 2, want to do literally anything in the whole world you could ever imagine ever?
person 2: nah person 1 I'm good here on my couch.
person 1: whatever couch rotter.

by yonyinn November 25, 2013