cotty

abbreviation of cottage

He's heading up to his cotty for the weekend and plans on taboozing the nights away…

by dunnoe? December 19, 2010

crottled greeps

A term used in science fiction fandom, implicitly a foodstuff, which derives from (1) “crottles,” the curved lines in cartoons indicating that a character is falling over backwards and (2) “grippe” (influenza) as spelled by the English and pronounced by the French. It is said that crottled greeps are to food what blog is to drink; many fans have presented their ideas of what the true recipe for both must be, even though the Geneva Convention expressly describes the transmission of the true recipes of either by any means as a Crime Against Humanity.

If you don't like crottled greeps, why did you order them?

by rich brown August 11, 2004

Critty Bo

Inspired by the first person to ghostride a moving vehicle, Critty Bo is a mixed drink first created at Bates College. It is a mixture of Sunny D and Vodka (usually the cheapest variety). The drink is usually mixed and consumed in 1 gallon Sunny D jugs.

Throw it up for Critty Bo, baby, and drink the Critty Bo jawn!

by Critty Bo Disciples May 2, 2007

crottels

A form of the craps where you poop comes out in little pieces, much like rabbit poop

Dude after eating that pizza last night I had a bad case of the crottels.

by governator82 February 15, 2010

crottage cheese

The white, cottage cheese like, substance that is found around the base of the penis after fucking a dirty bitch. Also see Fromunder cheese.

After I fucked that dirty bitch, I noticed she left her crottage cheese ring around my dick and balls.

by Jeffrey G. September 11, 2005

crofty

1) The state of being insanely good at gymnastics....and jumping on shit. (like Lara Croft)

2) Having insanely huge tits making one wonder how this bitch walks so straight. (also like Lara Croft)

3) Using the word "insanely," an insane amount of times while making an Urban Dictionary list of what something means.

4) What Harry Potter would sound like saying the word "crafty."

5) People who make sex noises when they jump.

1) anonymous bystander - "Wow...your pretty crofty."

Gymnast - "Thanx, I've been playing Tomb Raider 8 hours a day."



2) "Damn...I could build a house an take a nice little vacation in her crofty dirty pillows"



3) "Why are you making that crofty Urban Dictionary list? Don't you have a life?"



4) "Hermionie your so crofty."



5) dude #1 - "She's a pretty crofty jumper."

dude #2 - "Yeah, whatta slut."

by definatelynotbryan October 7, 2008

Critty

Critical and Crazy all in one

Yooo they shot rico, dammmmmn that's CRITTY, he's good but that's still CRITTY though

by Anna.V October 7, 2019