Salmon Croquettes

the greatest food in the world

I'd sure like some salmon croquettes with hot sauce

by Esjay April 29, 2005

coqueta

a dumpy that hits a tree, breaks the tree branch, and is also known as 'george of the jungle' or 'ugly ass ho'

shit nigga, look at that coqueta.

by gangstamatic September 2, 2004

croquetaso

When you provide your significant other with an exceptional coital experience

Ñooooo le di tremendo croquetaso a mi jevita

by Don Cameron March 1, 2025

Croquettish

Playing Croquet in a (sexually) suggestive manner.

Sally: 'Tap your ball through my hoops'
Hank: 'I like it when you're croquettish.'

by lljhgjhg February 23, 2017

Croquette-ing

When two guys are fucking and their balls slap together.

I was croquette-ing this dude in the bar parking lot, and bruised my gooch.

by JAM320 October 18, 2025

...crack croquet

the drug fuelled family fun game which shinou's play in alaysia

cmon kids lets go for a drug fuelled game of crack croquet

by martyn April 21, 2004

semi-croquette

A boner that is not hard nor soft

That's a semi-croquette if I've ever seen one!

by VeryNiceDooggy March 16, 2018