crappymeal

A really bad meal from a fast-food chain that I will call "McTronalds"

What? You ate that crappymeal for lunch?

by The Mailman_olol July 20, 2010

Crappy meal

When you are starving to death, and you go to the drive thru. You are happy to be handed your bag of warm fries, and a burger. You pull away because there is a long line behind you only to put your right hand in the bag. Reaching around, you begin to salivate. You pick out the warm burger, and take a bite. The burger is old! It is salty, half warm, and tastes like your uncles shoe. Being so hungry, and anticipating the long line you will have to get in to complain, you eat the burger and cold, stale fries anyway.

Cynthia went to Wendy's after work. She skipped lunch that day and was really hungry. It was snowing, and the line was long. She ordered a burger, fries, and a small pepsi. When she paid for her order, she drove away anxious to eat her meal. When Cynthia tasted the burger, she rolled her eyes and felt immediate dissapointment. She was so hungry, she ate the food anyway, knowing that she would have to wait in line to order more food, or complain. She thought, i wanted a happy meal, not a Crappy meal.

by matttildaaa January 24, 2011

Coppy

A 'business assistant' shaped like a copy machine and Tumblr staff's idea of a funny April Fool's Joke. In reality, it just caused Tumblr users 24 hours of cringing as Coppy lurked in the bottom right corner of dashboards across the world and induced a chain of copy machine-themed memes. As April 1st drew to a close, Coppy grew increasingly tired and psychotic, and finally disappeared to everyone's delight. The aftermath of Coppy on the tumblr community is still yet to be seen...

Coppy is a spoof of Microsoft Office's infamous Office Assistant, Clippy.

by bedussey April 1, 2015

Cropple Juicing

When one sews up their asshole for 3 weeks in order to build up a significant amount of fecal matter. They then fuck someone's asshole, and pulls out to reveal a gaping asshole. They then unsew their ass and shit into the gaping ass, making sure to lick off any of the shit that misses and/or drips off. The gaping ass is then fisted so that it gets pushed up through the ass and then is vomited out. This vomit-shit is then used for urethral fingering lube. In order to prevent getting a UTI, both parties urinate out the vomit-shit, which is what is called "cropple juice".

1: Dude, I love cropple juicing.

2: Cool.

by Smegmar is My Favorite Pokemon October 28, 2017

Crappy Patty

When someone shits between someone else’s bootycheeks and it smooshes to make a patty, with the cheeks as the buns.

“I want me a pipin’ steamy spicy crappy patty right now.”

by Mr. Kraps April 25, 2019

Crappy Tire

Don't take your car to this place. They will upsell repairs and services that you don't need - at inflated prices - using low grade parts that will wear out faster than you can say "rip off". Hires young, incompetent or dishonest grease monkeys who wreck your car inside out.

Crappy Tire told my old lady that she would have to pay $3,000 for repairs - and she only brought her car in for a stinking oil change. Scammers!

by The Real Canadian September 20, 2015

Cropportunist

One who, upon realizing the need to fart, cannot resist farting in a area (usually occupied by other people) and then leaving so that others are left to suffer the foul smelling flatulence.

"My boss is such a cropportunist, he just cant pass up a good cropportunity."

by J-STATZ February 8, 2010