Crooch

Crooch is when you get cramp in your gooch, it is the bodies way to tell you that you have major butthurt.

Will got crooch because he liked an offensive facebook page.
As Sam slayed a dragon he could feel himself crooching up.
Dawson was wiping his ass when he got crooch.

by 1337haxsn1p3rL0rdzzzzzzZzZzzZ August 18, 2012

crocoshit

Please see "crocoshet"

crocoshit your an a-hole

by Tikuf August 7, 2010

crosshander

The act of two people giving each other hand jobs

chris gave adam the crosshander, adam returned the favour

by bigmikejj5556 December 8, 2011

crosshair

v. to put little effort into manufacturing an expensive item.

The indifferent artist really crosshaired that poster: took him ten minutes on photoshop and he sold them for $50 each!

by gillyfish October 23, 2010

coosh

a girl that isn't really cute but is so sexual that you wanna tap it anyway.

A girl is coosh if she shows up at your door wearing only short shorts and a bra... my boy rob thinks that any girl with a lower back tattoo is coosh.

by Bill May 7, 2005

Croshitting needle

An aid for constipation relief. Used much like a plumbing snake, the croshitting needle resembles a crosheting needle and should be used to yank tough shit out of your anus.

Joe: wow dude you were in the bathroom a long time
Dan: yeah, it would've been even longer but I had my croshitting needle with me to move things along.

by Outofatent October 19, 2013

cropsharting

The unholy phenomenon of attempting to inconspicuously fart while walking in a public space, hoping beyond hope that the vile stench left behind will either go unnoticed or be blamed upon some innocent, unsuspecting victim, but discovering instead that one has just shitted one's pants, thus putting oneself in a most awkward situtation, indeed.

Yo, I was at the mall with Shaniqua, when I suddenly had to fart like a mo' fo'. I thought I'd be all James Bond-like and shit and just go cropdusting. But dayom, I ended up cropsharting instead...

by Jean-Paul Shartre September 5, 2008