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a long fuckin burn that schools the shit out of any dis you get.
Bully: "Hey gimme some money lil bitch."

little bitch: "No u give ME some money ya mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair."

mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair:
"Shut up. JUST SHUT UP. (runs away crying)"
by Joey Jordison April 11, 2007
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Your tie is crooked!

You're crazy! (or) You're out of your mind!
If you think I'm falling for the old shortsheeted bed trick, your tie is crooked!
by kaos42 May 27, 2007
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Cooked it

(Colloquial Australian) When you attempt to do something, eg kicking a footy or flirting with a girl and you stuff up really badly, almost like burning a meal
Fred: Kick us the ball mate
Frank: Eh sure

Frank: *absolutely shanks it*
Frank: (Under breath) oh I've cooked it
Fred: Frank you hoon
by mcmurtle April 29, 2019
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poo cooked in pee

Inspired by ceviche, this regional delicacy comes from Mendocino and Humboldt counties, California. The acids in urine slowly cook solid feces, tenderizing and removing fecal pathogens.

As the name suggests, poo is steeped in pee for an extended period of time, until the poo becomes golden-pee-brown in color. Traditionally served with oyster crackers, corn, or pickled ham.
Tonight, we're serving poo cooked in pee!
by sincinnatti July 28, 2011
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crookd it

the act of stealing; taking and removing of personal property with intent to deprive the rightful owner of it
As the young man approach the old lady with a baby, he grabs

the baby and ran, the old lady yelled "he crookd it".
by Anett November 13, 2011
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croaked it

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guys did you hear that Joseph Stalin finally croaked it?

Americans: Poggers
by anonymous October 20, 2020
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croaked it

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guys did you hear that Joseph Stalin finally croaked it?

Americans: Poggers
by anonymous October 20, 2020
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