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Crook Guts 

When you’ve been eating filth and have inconsistent and violent bowel movements accompanied by room clearing amounts of gas.
Fucking Linc forced me to have a HSP on Wednesday and now I have crook guts
Crook Guts by Henryc42 October 11, 2018

crook county 

Refers to the county in which Chicago, Illinois resides. See also Strogerland.
I needed a job, so I paid somebody in Crook County off.

I had a job with Crook County, but I got Strogerzied.
crook county by the crooked May 13, 2008

crook town 

Crook town is a shithole full of chavs, emos and sluts. All you see is 10 year olds smoking or taking drugs. Barely any 12 year old virgins left in crook. A place where you will end up getting stabbed!
Crook town is scum and a shithole

Crook Vag 

A crooked or otherwise misshapen vagina that can be attached to one's thigh or other nether regions
Jen Rodgers has a Crook Vag, Have you not seen that picture?
Crook Vag by Gilbert Goober December 31, 2007
A person who's the culprit of a bad attitude, shit personality, and questionable life decisions.
He is giving me such a shit look, what a crook ass.
crook ass by Crook Nick October 15, 2016