combie

A rusty beat up van at least 20 years old, about to fall apart, and in desperate need of a new paint job, new brakes, and new transmission. Popular transportation for hipsters who are in search of an eternal "prize" buzz with no desire to enter the workforce.

"Traveling in a fried-out combie, on a hippie trail, head full of zombie."

by Drewdrewdrew May 30, 2007

Crosbie Effect

A This theoretical phenomenon happens when a superior (teacher, boss , project leader) gives you a task and once the task is completed you show said superior what you have completed. The fact that now the superior is observering causes a cosmic shit in the fabric of space and time causing the completed no matter how tested or functional it was before, it will fail in any random and unexpected way. This phenomenon has be observed by many itelectuals and has been called many things. It has even been referenced in movies and TV shows alike and is normally a source of comedy.

Worker: "the robot is fully working come see"

Boss comes to see, everything unexpectedly and impossibly fails

Worker "shit damn Crosbie effect"

Student: hey my project is finally done after a week of work

Teacher enters room : hey everything done yet?
Student : no fuck Crosbie effect

Everything inexplicably falls apart

by nanobug64nan May 3, 2018

Coombies

Coombies is an Aussie slang abbreviation of couldn’t be fucked or couldn’t be bothered.

An example is I’ve had the coombies all day. Meaning I couldn’t be fucked /bothered doing anything all today.

Bogans tend to say Coombies, with the meaning coombee fucked being to lazy to pronounce the word couldn’t be, therefore saying Coombee fucked/bothered/stuffed instead of I couldn’t be fucked/bothered/stuffed doing anything today.

by Aussie Slang June 4, 2018

Crosbie

Crosbie is a beautiful young woman. She is sophisticated and awesome. Crosbie does good in all that she does. Perfect like a flower.

Person #1: Crosbie just helped the homeless and did her model shoot in one day
Person #2: Crosbie is just a perfect human being

by Crozbieisthebest June 14, 2011

Crosbied

"To Crosbie" implies a delightful, if unexpected, mindfuck.

I just Crosbied a girl I use to date.

by irinurinternetz November 14, 2010

Crosbie

A little boy who loves Ben Simmons and likes his bbq sauce on his titties but is a very loyal companion

Ben Simmons is scared of his biggest fan Crosbie

by Jamaican Bob October 11, 2019

chombie

A brain-eating, reanimated individual of Chinese ancestry. Typically encountered driving slowly on the freeway with their left blinker on.

Jake: Dude, I just saw that chombie driving by again in your old man's Buick!

Travis: Damn dude, those chombies are taking over the neighborhood!

by Yikka June 29, 2009