Zed: Kay, give the kid a weapon.
-Kay opens a chest filled with intergalactic guns. He picks up a large rifle-
Kay: A Series Four De-atomizer.
Jay: That's what I'm talkin' about.
Kay: -picks up a very tiny gun and gives it to Jay- Noisy Cricket.
Jay: -stares the weapon in disgust- Hey, Kay, nah nah. Come on, man, y-you get a Series Four De-atomizer and I-I get a little - little midget cricket?
Kay: -notices Jay is pointing the gun in his direction- WHOA! kid...
-grabs the arm Jay is holding the weapon with and points it away from him-
Jay: Feel like I'm gonna break this damn thing.
-Kay opens a chest filled with intergalactic guns. He picks up a large rifle-
Kay: A Series Four De-atomizer.
Jay: That's what I'm talkin' about.
Kay: -picks up a very tiny gun and gives it to Jay- Noisy Cricket.
Jay: -stares the weapon in disgust- Hey, Kay, nah nah. Come on, man, y-you get a Series Four De-atomizer and I-I get a little - little midget cricket?
Kay: -notices Jay is pointing the gun in his direction- WHOA! kid...
-grabs the arm Jay is holding the weapon with and points it away from him-
Jay: Feel like I'm gonna break this damn thing.
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When a motherfucker looks clapped as fuck and has an oval ass face, they are referred to as the most exotic species of cricket available on the black market.
"Ey pussyo, you lookin like an exotic cricket, where you mama birthed you, in a shed, retarded lookin ass"
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Get the Blue gum moon cricket mug.The sound of silence. In wilderness areas during the still of the night, all that can be heard is the sound of crickets chirping.
"I asked him where things stand on the contract. All I heard was.... (crickets)."
"She promised to give me a progress report last week. Since then --- *crickets* "
"She promised to give me a progress report last week. Since then --- *crickets* "
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gig. Not to be confused with a Lot Kid, a Dirt Cricket will totally show up at
your house, hotel or campsite wanting to crash for no expense on their part.
Rarely uses body soap on tour but rather substitutes showers with excessive
amounts of petruli. Travels in groups, loves FREE beer, and will gobble up your
"kind nuggets" like a fat kid eatin' cake. Suprisingly most Dirt Crickets return to their own house and full time or part time jobs once tour is over.
gig. Not to be confused with a Lot Kid, a Dirt Cricket will totally show up at
your house, hotel or campsite wanting to crash for no expense on their part.
Rarely uses body soap on tour but rather substitutes showers with excessive
amounts of petruli. Travels in groups, loves FREE beer, and will gobble up your
"kind nuggets" like a fat kid eatin' cake. Suprisingly most Dirt Crickets return to their own house and full time or part time jobs once tour is over.
He had beer left over from the lot and still drank all of ours even after we let him stay in our room for free. What a Dirt Cricket!
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