crock

a loser idiot

larry is a crock

by Anonymous April 9, 2003

Crocked

To be crocked

When you are discovered collapsed in a loo with your pants round your ankles

bad luck on being crocked last night mate

by gc2008 March 20, 2008

crocked

Adj. Litterally, to be like a crocodile. Either having to do with the appearance of one's skin or one's teeth.

"I need to go to the orthodontist, my teeth are all crocked." or "You're looking a little crocked, you need some Pepto?"

by Inferno April 5, 2003

Crocking

A new word for fucking influenced by the ugyness of the shoes "crocks" or "crocs"

Crocks are so Crocking hidious!

by YoungYulia August 30, 2006

crock

Acronym - COCK made of ROCK - Cock+Rock
A rock Hard cock

I slammed my crock into her cavity last night

by Skinwhip March 17, 2005

crocked

the point of where your little toe is all messed up and ugly

Courtneys toes are all crocked

by i dont know November 26, 2002

crock

The area between your crotch and your crack. Also referred to as taint

My crock hurts after riding my bike for 4 hours.

by reddogs25 October 17, 2008