Crochet

1) Directionless meandering; to walk or otherwise transport about without destination.

Every day between 3 and 4 PM one can spot Mitch crocheting about campus.

by Mitch Hansen April 14, 2006

Crochet Sweater

a knitted sweater

Natalina wanted to cuddle with Tarun by the fireplace while he wore his warm crochet sweater

by Tiger aka Tickler November 6, 2012

Crochey

Lit, Awesome, Great. Pronounced like "Crochet" in a French way to sound more sophisticated.

This is a really fine wine. The taste is absolutely crochey.

by Carridin May 11, 2018

Crotchety cunt

Someone who has just bummed their cousin and Is going on the run because of it even though the girl FUCKING liked it and it was her FUCKING idea

Randal:Oi m8 ave u seen garry I do want 2 giv him some cheeky bum sex.
Clarence:Nah m8 he's a crotchety cunt now

by Ur nonce of a cousin October 13, 2018

Crocheting Cock

when a dude alternates from ya ass to ya mouth consistently

Top: "hey best friend ever what freaky shit u wanna do with me???"
Bottom: "dude wanna crochet that cock from my ass to my mouth big man?"
dude in the corner: "aw hell yeah theyre doing the Crocheting Cock!"

by WeedCumer69 April 19, 2019

Crotchety ole fuck

Cranky old homophobic white male with right wing extremists views

Man that guy Terry is such a Crotchety ole fuck. He is always complaining about the younger generation

by NY Mike January 28, 2020

Crochet of elderly

A group of older people at a gathering of any kind.

I'm late because I got caught behind a crochet of elderly.

by Brandon M & Vanessa C. September 21, 2021