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critical ass

adj. The stage in fat accumulation when fabric can no longer contain the enormity of one's buttocks.
Jesus, I can't zip up these jeans anymore - I've reached critical ass!
by ElinorG September 29, 2006
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critical acclaim

Critical Acclaim means to be looked upon very favorably by the Critics of any given industry. Broken down:

Critical (by the Critics)

Acclaim (Applause/cheer/acclamations)
Guy 1: man Guy 3 is really working hard on that painting, i think the judges are going to be impressed this year, he might win.

Guy 2: yeah he is aiming for Critical Acclaim all right.
by teh unforgiven August 6, 2010
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Critical Shit

A massive bowel explosion that shoots you into the sky and absolutely obliterates the earth, causing an apocalypse that causes global warming and wipes the planets population entirely.
Ricky: Hey dude, you seem off. What’s up?
Greg: I just got back from Chipotle and I think I’m gonna have a critical shit.
by Graybin Mooch April 4, 2019
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Criticule

To continualy critize someone or their behavior to the point of ridicule.
Christine criticuled his choice of shirt for the the concert to the point he went and bought a new one.
by rablin101 October 1, 2010
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armchair critic

A pretentious film, movie, TV, or food critic. Has little to no real knowledge of film criticism, music theory beyond a few blurbs they read on Rotten Tomatoes or IMDB, etc yet gives condescending or trollish advice on internet message boards about how everyone else's taste sucks.

Often associated with hipsters or other "counter-culture" niches who think that dissing anything "mainstream" automatically makes them looks smart or "deeper" than everyone else, but in reality they end up looking more like a self-caricature.

Similar in many ways to the armchair philosopher, armchair comedian, armchair politician, etc. As a result of spending too much time online and having only very stupid people to compare themselves to, they develop a false sense of grandeur in spite of their mediocrity.
Tom acts like he's an expert on movies but in reality he's just an armchair critic.
by Anon989989 April 19, 2016
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Clitiot

Someone that doesn't know how to pleasure a woman very well because they can't work the clitoris properly. (CLIToris + idIOT).
Clyde tried to make Bonnie come, but he was such a clitiot that he couldn't get her off.
by Jeff D September 2, 2005
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Criticism

What the majority of the people in the world can't take.
Let's use music as the criticism here:
Criticizer: Personally, I think your vocal range is a bit limited.
Person Who Can't Take Criticism: ppfft stfu u cant do better at all
Criticizer: Does that matter? Since when did pointing out another person's flaws mean you had to be better than that person?
Person Who Can't Take Criticism: always
by Mr.Musec September 6, 2011
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