Crotchward

When a perfectly normal conversation about crotches becomes extremely awkward, very suddenly.

Person #1: These jeans are super cool but they fit my crotch weirdly.

Person #2: Speaking of which, my crotch itches.
Person #1: Crotchward!

by allaboutcrotches.org November 29, 2010

critched

Similar to crooked.meening not straight, or to be slightly bent.

The Christmas tree is still Critched,we need to straighten it up. Or, That man is Critched as hell.

by Tommy Jon December 24, 2019

critcher

a bus

That critcher must'a been goin 1,000 miles an hour in the front row

by VENTILATORTOVICTORY November 30, 2020

pritchard

Absolute horse cock, 100% real nigga, mashallah

He’s such a pritchard

by Pritchard November 24, 2021

Mount Pritchard

The quietest place in south western Sydney includes obesity strip also you could meditate there for hours

Ronny: Its so quiet
Justin: Yeah
Ronny: Could meditate in Mount Pritchard for hours

by ChampPunk December 30, 2007

rusty pritchard

A tampon that has been left in the vagina for too long after discharge

Did you see Janet's rusty pritchard in the bin early, that's nopeworthy

by Chaffer January 3, 2016

james pritchard

absoloute legend massive man!

leg man jimbo innit james pritchard

by monty innit June 1, 2018