cristiano ronaldo is by far the most hottest and best soccer player i have seen. although he is called a cheat and was booed in this years FIFA world cup by english fans for the rooney stomping on some guys balls thing he is still so hott and still such a good player!
he is called a pussy or is called homosexual by people namely guys because they are just jealous that girls are all over him! he cries yes i know but that is what makes him so cute!!
so in short: CRISTIANO RONALDO IS THE MOST HOTTEST AND BEST SOCCER PLAYER EVER AND I LOVE HIM!
he is called a pussy or is called homosexual by people namely guys because they are just jealous that girls are all over him! he cries yes i know but that is what makes him so cute!!
so in short: CRISTIANO RONALDO IS THE MOST HOTTEST AND BEST SOCCER PLAYER EVER AND I LOVE HIM!
by ILOVERONALDO July 11, 2006
Douche
Pretends he's hurt when nobody even came near him.
But has some skill when it comes to soccer
Pretends he's hurt when nobody even came near him.
But has some skill when it comes to soccer
by ,./ December 08, 2008
to do a ronaldo is to persuade the referee to send off one of ur teammates to futher the causes of your own team.
Ronaldo is a leading exponent of dribbling and fake tanning.
Some people think cristiano ronaldo is a gay rape boy, i beleive that this is true. I belive that he and alleged hard man eric djemba djemba had relations in the manchester united showers. Many think that the sole purpose of him moving to united was to give sir alex ferguson some much needed eye candy for he is a gay scot.
Ronaldo is a leading exponent of dribbling and fake tanning.
Some people think cristiano ronaldo is a gay rape boy, i beleive that this is true. I belive that he and alleged hard man eric djemba djemba had relations in the manchester united showers. Many think that the sole purpose of him moving to united was to give sir alex ferguson some much needed eye candy for he is a gay scot.
"that guy just cristiano ronaldoed us in the world cup"
"cristiano ronaldo is a gay boy who wears make up"
"cristiano ronaldo is a gay boy who wears make up"
by chris mitchellhead July 03, 2006
Full name Cristiano Ronaldo dos Santos Aveiro, is a 24 year old portuguese footballer who plays for spanish giants Real Madrid in La Liga, Spain. He previously played as a winger for Manchester United.
Also considered by most girls (and some guys) to be one of the 'hottest guys ever' due to his good looks. As if his perfect hair and fancy footwork wasnt enough?
Also considered by most girls (and some guys) to be one of the 'hottest guys ever' due to his good looks. As if his perfect hair and fancy footwork wasnt enough?
by Bickle_T July 07, 2009
main def: a walking orgasm, hot as a boiling pot, sexy as, beautiful, talented, doesnt speak english though (awwww) but wtf cares, HE'S HOTT
minor defs: portugese soccer dude. Born feb, 1985. Plays for manchester (i think)
minor defs: portugese soccer dude. Born feb, 1985. Plays for manchester (i think)
by golly September 29, 2006
A Sexual Act named after Ronaldo. This act requires the female to give you permission to blow your load in her Vagina. when you shoot and score, with the dick in her pussy, It is customary to scream "SIIIII" while doing the exact motion Ronaldo does after scoring. Motion is shown in the GIF
by MikeyD25 January 30, 2018
Born Cristiano Ronaldo Dos Santos Aveiro, the Portuguese international and ex Man United is unarguably the greatest footballer to ever step on the pitch. His humble beginnings, impressive career , fascinating ability and technique, and jaw dropping statistics setting a new milestone in the history of the game.
Excelling in every aspect of the game, left- right foot fines shooting, ankle breaking dribbling, high jumping, and unmatched speed behind the ball, the Real Madrid number 7 offers the complete striker package, constantly evolving and striving towards perfection.
Despite his gorgeous game, highly regarded achievements and inspiring character to millions of young fans, CR7 is constantly under attack by ignorants and critics who undermine his superiority to Barcelona superstar, Lionel Messi. He is also labeled a "cry baby" and a "diver" when in fact he is highly respectful of his opponents and the game and stands tall and strong ( literally)under great pressure, where he is comfortable and scores recording setting goals in all competitions.
The facts speak for themselves ( look em up!), and despite the great friction between him and the Argentinian # 10, Ronaldo has come on top in the past few years, and beaten Messi and Barcelona in numerous encounters ( scoring the longest streak of goals for any Madrid player). Sadly, he is held back from winning the Ballon d'Or as a result from UEFA favoritism of Messi.
Excelling in every aspect of the game, left- right foot fines shooting, ankle breaking dribbling, high jumping, and unmatched speed behind the ball, the Real Madrid number 7 offers the complete striker package, constantly evolving and striving towards perfection.
Despite his gorgeous game, highly regarded achievements and inspiring character to millions of young fans, CR7 is constantly under attack by ignorants and critics who undermine his superiority to Barcelona superstar, Lionel Messi. He is also labeled a "cry baby" and a "diver" when in fact he is highly respectful of his opponents and the game and stands tall and strong ( literally)under great pressure, where he is comfortable and scores recording setting goals in all competitions.
The facts speak for themselves ( look em up!), and despite the great friction between him and the Argentinian # 10, Ronaldo has come on top in the past few years, and beaten Messi and Barcelona in numerous encounters ( scoring the longest streak of goals for any Madrid player). Sadly, he is held back from winning the Ballon d'Or as a result from UEFA favoritism of Messi.
"Whose the player that scored that decisive goal against Manchester United in the Champions League Round of 16, and held back from celebrating, apologetically raising his hands to the crowd?"
"Thats former Red Devil Cristiano Ronaldo."
"Whose the freak that scored two goals against Barcelona for the Copa Del Rey lastnight!?!?"
"Cristiano Ronaldo!! None other!"
"Thats former Red Devil Cristiano Ronaldo."
"Whose the freak that scored two goals against Barcelona for the Copa Del Rey lastnight!?!?"
"Cristiano Ronaldo!! None other!"
by Madridista1995 March 10, 2013