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The Criss-Cross

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From the cosmo website:

" With all the twisting and bending that goes on, sometimes sex can feel more like a cardio workout than a pleasurefest. That's why it's important to have at least one relaxed orgasm — inducing position in your repertoire. Such as this: "While you're on your back, he should lie on his side, turned toward you," explains Solot. "Swing both legs over his hips and thighs, making a bridge over them." Then, just let him gently thrust into you. If it takes you a while to climax, this pose is ideal. "It's not very aerobic, so the sex can go on for a long time without either of you tiring out," says Laura Berman, PhD, director of the Berman Center and author of The Passion Prescription. "When you want to climax, it's easy to touch yourself or he can use his top hand to stimulate you. "

http://www.cosmopolitan.com/sex-love/sex/your-orgasm-guaranteed-4
Even though the Criss-Cross is a sex position from the cosmo website, it can really help us guys out...
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a sex position is which the male wraps his legs around the female in a criss cross fashion. proceeding to insert his penis into her posterior crevice, causing painful stimulation.
"My boyfriend made me cry in pain when we tried the Criss Cross Applesauce last night"
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Crisis Cross

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The Crisis Cross is a sex position in which a guy sits down in a criss cross position, whilst a girl rides him with her hands tied behind her back. From an outside perspective, it looks terrifying, and is hence dubbed the “Crisis Cross”.
Hey dude me and my girl tried this new move the crisis cross and you have to try it.
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The way Bella Thorne sits while in fitting rooms.
While sitting cross-cross applesauce, Bella Thorne spilled scorching hot tea about how LGBT acceptance needs to be taught to kids from an early age.
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The Cross Cross

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The cross cross is used to cure the big gay and any insult that has unfortunately fallen upon you. It is a miracle given to us by the old gods themselves to combat such insults such as "Your Grandpa is an Apache Attack Helicopter." It can be used to clear your family name from such horrors. In order to use the cross cross just cross your fingers on both your hands and make a cross with those crossed fingers, then sing ancient Christian Hymns and all your worries will go away.
"Ah shit, that nerd over there gave me the big gay, I better exorcise myself with The cross cross in order to remove it from myself."
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criss-crossed carp

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The act of firmly cupping your hand around your butt hole while you pass gas, then quickly holding your hand to your mouth and licking it.
I just recieved a criss-crossed carp
by boar man September 22, 2006
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criss crossed

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the act of being high off coke, alcohol, and weed, all at the same
last night i took an edible before the party, i drank at the party, then someone had coke so i did that too. i was absolutely criss crossed
by gooperman May 26, 2024
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