When a guy and a girl simultaneously take a dump together while having the sex. The guy sits like normal and the girl straddles him facing the other way. They then begin coitus while also shitting. The girl tries to shit between the man's legs but isn't always successful. This is usually preceded by a blumpkin.
Susan and I had both just eaten a spicy meal which caused us to have to shit, but we were feeling frisky, so we decided to perform the criss-cross chocolate sauce.
by JoeShmo1993 December 17, 2017
Get the Criss-Cross Chocolate Saucemug. The act of firmly cupping your hand around your butt hole while you pass gas, then quickly holding your hand to your mouth and licking it.
by boar man September 22, 2006
Get the criss-crossed carpmug. When two men next to each other simultaneously jerk each other off with their arms crossed over one another.
by Truxtin May 2, 2024
Get the Criss-Cross Mammal Saucemug. last night i took an edible before the party, i drank at the party, then someone had coke so i did that too. i was absolutely criss crossed
by gooperman May 26, 2024
Get the criss crossedmug.