Crispin Glover

The hottest and most talented actor around today.

Crispin Glover is the shiznit.

by Candi May 26, 2003

crispiana

Friends call you that if your a Christianah or a Christy your nick name is usually Crispy but friends like to mix Christianah and crispy together which makes Crispyanah or Crispiana

"that's my bestie Crispiana"

by Namelover245 November 9, 2018

crispina

Wonderful loving person! Crispina goes out of her way for people she loves. She is the best. She loves to take her dog on walks. She loves to be around others who make her smile and laugh. She has a sensitive heart but don’t express it because she doesn’t want to make anyone worry. Crispina will always have your back. Everyone needs a crispina in there life.

Wow look at crispina walking her dog!

You need a crispina!

by User 130 November 22, 2021

Crispity Crunchy Munchie Crackerjack Snacker Nibbler Snap Crack N' Pop Westpoolchestershireshire Queen's Lovely Jubly Delights

Bri'ish chips

Guy 1: You call these things chips? Instead of Crispity Crunchy Munchie Crackerjack Snacker Nibbler Snap Crack N' Pop Westpoolchestershireshire Queen's Lovely Jubly Delights? Rather a bit cringe, innit bruv?
Guy 2: wtf

by Keyboard Fucker January 10, 2022

lip crispies

Another word for herpes.

"I banged that she-male the other night and woke up with lip crispies!"

by tastysalami88 November 19, 2011

hot damn crispies

The redneck style of eating Rice Crispies/Rice Crispy Treats. Usually includes rice crispies drenched in hot sauce and put in the microwave.

I'm hungry bitch, give me some hot damn crispies.

by blackknight76 May 13, 2005

Crispin

Larger species of greying elf found grazing in areas of dense literature. Believed to survive predominantly on crime novels, which it consumes leaving only traces of a brittle, crisp-like substance as evidence of its existence. Crispin-catching emerged as a popular pastime during the 1830's, but the practice is now obsolete. Historians have recently questioned the validity of crispin sightings, and indeed they are now generally regarded as mythical creatures by the majority of the populus, believed in only by crazed booksellers who have recently been Dowled.

"Quick carruthers! Fetch the rifle or indeed the dustpan and brush! I believe I have a crispin in my sights!"

by David Cowpell Downtrodden October 1, 2004