Cristoffer

Cristoffer is a norwegian name, someone named Cristoffer has a big dick.

I was playing soccer with Cristoffer today!

by Loliplay October 14, 2019

Rakesh Cristoval

A Indian Immigrant that pranks people who are jackasses

Yo, Rakesh Cristoval was scamming mans out on the east side

by Memetastic February 25, 2017

Cristobal

Cristobal is a very quiet shy guy, in parties he will just get drunk always the kinda gei boy.

We love Cristobal

by Anonaimus November 21, 2021

cristo rey columbus high school

A shitty ass place where the food is ass and the teachers are helpful like 1% and all the studentsa re dumbfucks cuz theyre not taught right

I went to cristo rey columbus high schooland almost got shot cuz its so ghetto

by jogn wilurcock November 22, 2021

Mannaggia al core de Gesu Cristo

A sophisticated and eclectic piece of blasphemy most popular in Rome. Grave insult directly to the Baby Jesus. Usually used in scenarios of extreme rage and/or pain.

Person A: They stole your motorcycle!!
Motorcycle Owner: Mannaggia al core de Gesu Cristo!

by dystopianleapingfrog October 27, 2021

Crisstopized

crisstopized or crisstopization comes from the name Darren Criss
it's a fan made word (made by me)

it actually means that you are totally inlove with Darren Criss

see also colfernized for the Chris Colfer version

person 1: hey do you know that Darren dude uuhm Darren Criss
person 2: DO I KNOW HIM!!!? OFCOURS I DO.

I FREAKING LOVE HIM
person 1: wow you are def Crisstopized

by SnowyP7 March 29, 2011

Cristo

(v) to pad one's writing with unnecessary adjectives in order to increase the word count, such as in The Count of Monte Cristo

I needed to write two thousand words for my essay but only came up with one thousand, so I just cristoed the shit out of it.

by The Incomparable Tatsuya August 22, 2012