Da Crib University

Where College students sent home due to coronavirus in Spring 2020 now go to school

A: Did you get sent home to do online school?
E: Yeah, I go to Da Crib University now. Catch me on Zoom

by colbygirl123 March 28, 2020

Crib crasher

Someone who comes over unannounced.
I person who doesn't tell you their coming over.
An unexpected visitor.

My Friend seems to always come over at the wrong time, what a crib crasher.

by Robert Michael Hensel April 7, 2008

Nuke Crib

1. A secret storage place for illegal nuclear weapons or nuke technology.

2. A nuclear weapons development facility that is purposely kept hidden from IAEA inspectors.

2. Iran's secret nuke plant beneath the "holy" city of Qum, which was disclosed by U.S. President Obama at the United Nations in September 2009.

Using satellite imagery and espionage, we located Iran's secret Nuke Crib in a set of tunnels near Qum. They put the facility there to make it harder to bomb because of possible collateral damage to the ancient Qum mosques.

by Peter Kobs September 28, 2009

Cribbage

When you are chillin at your house real hard.

I havent seen Ramsey in six weeks! All he told me was he was gonna reach some next level cribbage. We checked his credit card report. The last thing he bought was a case of heavies, a carton of heaters, 10 movies from the wal-mart discount bin, a weighted blanket and an individually wrapped pickle

by Rambunctious Rambone January 17, 2019

da crib university

da crib university has two definitions:

people who dont go to college but just chill at home

or does who go to a near by college

friend: hey bruh where you go to at
me: i go to da crib university where we dont go to school but chill at the crib where drink, smoke and bullshit

friend: hey do you go to that school ova there
me: yeah
friend: damn you i didn't you went to da crib univeristy

by nahfam19 July 4, 2016

crib sheet

n. Another way to say "cheat sheet".

My professor said we could have a crib sheet instead of a cheat sheet because cheating is bad.

by N1N384LL February 18, 2009

Cribiss

Someone's place of residence, house, home, apartment, dorm room, flat.
Derived from crib, just another sick way to say it.

Timmy: Yo stunna, this party is whack arnolds, lets get the fuck outta here.

Bobby: I heard that kid, lets get back to my cribiss and watch The Lakehouse.

by Plodaddyfresh December 17, 2008