cretin

Severe mental retardation caused by a major deficiency in the thyroid gland.

A rather entertaining insult used by intelligent people to describe people who won't get the meaning of the insult even after a second or third explanation.

Intellectual: "You're rather cretainous, aren't you?"
Cretin: "HUR?"

by J-FizzleNizzle December 16, 2008

cretino

Cretino is an Italian word for someone who is acting like an idiot, dumb or generally a person of low intelligence.

tu sei cretino!

by MagicMiguelo December 5, 2015

Crewing Requirements

Means your flight isnt going to be leaving in the near future. Chances are the airline crew for your flight arent even in the same city, and wont be untill well after your flight was supposed to land. Usually announced after a "late inbound aircraft" delay and before "engineering requirements" cancellation.

Delta Flight 1182 has been further delayed due to "Crewing Requirements"

by flyingspikes April 30, 2009

turtle cretin

A person who is completely stupid and meaningless, when this person is tapped un-knowingly on there head there head will retract into there neck like a turtle. Also they excrete a odour that resembles perspiration, body odour and feces.

“Lee is a complete turtle cretin”

by wee joby August 10, 2009

crespin

Another word for Coochin, Cotchin. Commonly used by indian youths in the Kenton/Stanmore/Wealdstone area in London.

verb: crespinn
noun : cresp

q: yes yes bruv wass gwaninn?
a: nuttinn blud jus crespinnn

im tired.. lets crep ova ere fo a while bruv
safeee

by Krishan AKA KC July 24, 2008

crewing

The act of rowing and being in a crew on the water. May be in a skull or a sweep boat - but must be with more than one person so that they may call you an idiot for the poor joining of the words CREW and ROWING.

Dude we should totally go crewing today!" "Please don't ever say that again.

by colbrochill March 8, 2011

creasing

simply means laughing

stop creasing at me man

by Anonymous November 3, 2003