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creepster

guy at the bus stop who hits on chicks half his age; guy who stares for an uncomfortable length of time and then follows you home
"That 40 year old guy without teeth just hit on me, what a creepster!"
by mccain-is-old August 7, 2008
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Creepster

1.) a roommate who walks in while you and your girlfriend are having sex and sits there and tries to watch.

2.) a roommate who comes in while you are sleeping on the couch and tries to quietly masterbate.
Hey, my creepster roommate has squinty eyes.
by Sean Donn December 11, 2006
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Creepsterbate

The act of masterbating while creeping/perusing through social networks.
-I totally creepsterbated to this girls unprotected Facebook profile last night.

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by BigBoy099 May 5, 2011
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CREEPSTER

A CREEPSTER is a SOMEONE WHO GIVES OFF A Creepy Presence (See CREEPSTER Definitions #1 & #2).

A MORE DETAILED LIST OF COMMON CREEPSTERS #3
21. Tattooed Single Parent Mothers Who Bring Home Lots of Men to have Sex With, while Their Kids Watch.
22. People who wear lots of Heavy Gold Jewelry to Show Off & To Give Them a Heavier Sense of Self-Worth.
23. Mothers who Tell Their Married Daughters that Affairs will “Spice Up” Their Marriages.
24. Drunk Fathers who have Sex with Their Daughters and/or Step Daughters.
25. Most Women that Wear Leopard Skin Inspired Clothing & Dark Sunglasses.
26. Fathers Who Take Their Teenage Sons to Bordellos/Whore Houses to Sexually “Break Them In” and to “Make Men Out of Them.”
27. All Cougars: Old Vain Women Who Need to Have Sex With Men Young Enough to Be Their Sons.
28. Married People that Tint Their Car Windows Dark so that They Can Have Sexual Affairs with People they Meet at “Back to School” Night and at Work.
29. Mothers who Sexually Flirt with Their Teenage Son’s Friends.

30. Drunk or Mentally Unstable In-Laws who Offer to Give You Oral Sex “On The Side” at Family Get Togethers, while Your Children Are in the Other Room.
31. Old Slut Mother-in-Laws who Try to Undermine Your Marriage, so that Their children will End Up Divorced & As Miserable as Themselves.
32. Spouses who make a Game of Bringing Around Their Sleazy Lovers During the Holidays and Act Like Nothing is Wrong.
That guy at church with the goatee beard and Russian "Mail-Order Bride" "Half His Age" who "Hits On" Everyone is one Heavy Creepster.
by Tina from the BGCA August 19, 2014
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Creepster

A person that constantly is finding ways to creep on someone.
Goodness Angela is a freakin Creepster!
by Teannah and Holly November 14, 2004
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Creepster

Pink Unicorn Lover - A person (usually male) who has an over whelming and all consuming love of Pink Unicorns.
Harry Potter told Ron to stay away from Todd who was hiding in the bushes as he was a Creepster and spent his days tracking the herd of Pink Unicorns.
by Neo18 September 1, 2013
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creeter

a girl that stuffs meatballs in her vagina
summer: damn that bitch is such a creeter

julian: tru .
by igothoes July 18, 2016
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