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The Cremation Question

A question made by Tumblr user @biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: "If you were cremated and had your ashes turned into a vinyl record that could play only one song, what song would it play?" This question is often asked to celebrities on Tumblr.
John: Did you hear that your favorite band is doing a Q&A on Tumblr?
Sarah: Yeah! I think I'll ask them The Cremation Question.
by thatdudenoah June 24, 2020
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Post cremation

When someone's been cremated and there ashes get caught in the house fire.
by DeathProxxy December 11, 2021
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ice cremation

when someone ejaculates on an ice cube and forces it into their partners mouth. they r then shoved in a coffin and burnt alive with the cum icecube in their mouth until theyre r nothing but a pile of ashes. Then, they make ice cream out of the ashes, and then sticks it up there ass, for some sweetcorn sprinkles extra special chocolate sauce, and then they eat it and force another to also so the curse of ice cremation spreads to all.
Girl: Can you Ice cremation me?
Boy: Yea sure! When do you want to?
Girl: Right now daddy
by Kylie lips February 12, 2025
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