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spreading the cream cheese

When during intercourse, the male places a bagel around his shaft, and during his orgasm, he ejaculates on the bagel then forces his partner eat it.
Robert Tumbusch likes spreading the cream cheese
by Tarek_the_Destroyer October 26, 2010
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Bagel with cream cheese

5 or more men cum on a bagel. The last person to cum has to eat it.
Bobby:"I can't believe I had to eat the bagel with cream cheese."

Max:"It's all in the practice."
by BURR!2 May 13, 2011
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Cream Cheese Fingers

When you finger someone’s pussy and the cum is thick, white and all over your fingers. Sometimes it can smell cheesy.
Bobby: I fingered Meghan yesterday and I made her so horny that I got cream cheese fingers
Billy: That’s awesome did you eat it with lox
by Osama 69/11 December 15, 2018
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Cream Cheese Sneeze

When you go down on a guy and he hasn't cum in a while and he cums so much that it comes out of your nose.
Oh God I went down on my boyfriend and he gave me a Cream Cheese Sneeze. It kinda hurt.
by aaroncopland July 3, 2012
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Susie Cream Cheese

Any white girl particully from the suburbs in which her mom and dad want her to marry rich.
His CEO father wants him to marry a fresh susie cream cheese not an used trailer park trash girl.
by Ms. Thing April 21, 2006
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Cream Cheese Sandwich

After milking a woman’s breasts, pour it into a bowl and cum into the mixture, whisk for 30 seconds before spreading it on her ass cheeks and eating it.
I went to Kate’s house last night and ate a cream cheese sandwich
by FemBottom June 6, 2018
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Arabic Cream Cheese

The subtance produced when a raghead fucks his goat in the ass and pussy. (AKA goat truffle butter)
Did you see al-keed spread his arabic cream cheese, that shit nasty
by Italgansta January 20, 2017
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