To catch the crazy turkey is the act of having sexual intercourse while making turkey noises. There is much more depth to the act; however, little is known, so just some vague facts are spread with certainty, some of them being that it starts with a wild turkey, and ends with sex in a bed, and somewhere in the middle there is the need to kill a chicken.
by Rasus December 12, 2014
They were catching the crazy turkey last night
by Qmandogawesome December 13, 2014
He was catching the crazy turkey from her last night
by WolfenLucifer December 13, 2014
"You've been over there catching the crazy turkey with Lindsay again, haven't you?"
by 19Parsons92 December 13, 2014
by tcamack December 13, 2014
Mogar was catching the crazy turkey last night
by Gold team 16 February 27, 2018
Sex that starts with Wild Turkey and is gets too wild to remember. Somewhere in there you kill a chicken.
by MasterFast December 13, 2014