To catch the crazy turkey is the act of having sexual intercourse while making turkey noises. There is much more depth to the act; however, little is known, so just some vague facts are spread with certainty, some of them being that it starts with a wild turkey, and ends with sex in a bed, and somewhere in the middle there is the need to kill a chicken.
by Rasus December 12, 2014
He was catching the crazy turkey from her last night
by WolfenLucifer December 13, 2014
Sex that starts with Wild Turkey and is gets too wild to remember. Somewhere in there you kill a chicken.
by MasterFast December 13, 2014
Catching the crazy turkey is a sexual act, usually done during the Cow Girl position, where in both the male and female flap their arms without rhythm and gobble savagely.
Michael and Lindsay received complaints from their neighbors because they spent the night catching the crazy turkey.
by Flynt Cole December 12, 2014
Ryan - "You haven't been sleeping in that bed anyway. Everybody know's where you've been. You've been getin' the- you've been catching the crazy turkey over there in Lindsay's bed."
by Wig Wam December 13, 2014
They were catching the crazy turkey last night
by Qmandogawesome December 13, 2014
"You've been over there catching the crazy turkey with Lindsay again, haven't you?"
by 19Parsons92 December 13, 2014