One who waits until the very last second to do anything, but still gets it done. One who will do anything and everything he/she can to put off work, including writing definitions into the Urban Dictionary. One who procrastinates in every aspect in his or her life.
"What do you do for a living?"
"Well, I'm a Professional Crastinator"
"What's that?"
"Hold on, I'll tell you in a minute."
"Well, I'm a Professional Crastinator"
"What's that?"
"Hold on, I'll tell you in a minute."
by Burtrum May 13, 2008
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To be on your phone during a party, conversation, sports event, or other place where it is inappropriate or antisocial.
by djnarnz September 7, 2013
Get the Crassing mug.bore is a singular noun for something that is boring, unexciting, and just plain yawn-inducing
and crashing gives a kind of exageration to the word bore, in this case.
so it means like an idiot a really boring person, which one have nothing to say. Non contribution to the world
and crashing gives a kind of exageration to the word bore, in this case.
so it means like an idiot a really boring person, which one have nothing to say. Non contribution to the world
the world is full of crashing bores - MORRISSEY
the world ... is design for crashing bores, and I must be one cause no one ever turns to me to say: take me in your arms and love me love me .....
great song, you should listen it. NOW!
the world ... is design for crashing bores, and I must be one cause no one ever turns to me to say: take me in your arms and love me love me .....
great song, you should listen it. NOW!
by klangwiedergabe November 17, 2009
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Get the Crafting table mug.This is used to describe if to dudes are in a relationship and they are ready to have sex (or a blowjob). this stems from the crafting table meme when Spiffey and Skeppy were explaining it to Badboyhalo without actually explaining it to him and after Badboyhalo asked "are we on furnace level" Skeppy said "no we aren't even on crafting table level".
DUDE 1: Are we on Crafting table level.
DUDE 2: Dude we are literally having sex right now what are you talking about.
DUDE 3: Sick can I join?
DUDE 2: You the hell are you.
DUDE 4: Grabs knife* Gimme all your money.
DUDE 5: Well guess it's a Wednesday.
DUDE 2: Dude we are literally having sex right now what are you talking about.
DUDE 3: Sick can I join?
DUDE 2: You the hell are you.
DUDE 4: Grabs knife* Gimme all your money.
DUDE 5: Well guess it's a Wednesday.
by icannotgetaname July 22, 2020
Get the Crafting table level mug.When someone is acting extremely sus. Especially when referring to cheating, soft begging, emotional manipulation, and an overall lack of empathy.
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