premature clapulation

You are so intrigued by a performance, more so than your fellow audience, that you feel the need to applaud before everyone else. Usually no one else joins in clapping.

During super bowl 38 Janet Jackson's nipple slip cause extreme premature clapulation.

by BrennanChoo July 5, 2008

Crapulence

Mean-spirited, mischevious and/or immoral activity (or the mindset that leads to it).

Smithers had thwarted my earlier attempt to take candy from
a baby, but with him out of the picture, I was free to wallow in my own
crapulence.

by kerspunk June 14, 2002

crapalapadingdong

A word thats shows that tou are mad.

Awwwww,more homework? Crapalapadingdong.

by Tim April 2, 2005

craplashes

A crappy set of eyelashes. On guys, really short stubby ones that poke you if you get too close.

He had some serious craplashes, and while we were making out they poked my eye.

by Miho3 May 18, 2005

premature clapulation

Applauding before a performance is finished. This refers to situations where some or all of the audience think that the performance is over, NOT because they think its superlative quality merits mid-performance applause.

Everyone applauded because they thought or hoped the song was over, but there was one more tedious verse. Terri whispered to me, "Whoops! Premature clapulation."

by vonTrips August 21, 2009

crapalanche

The collapse of a large collection or pile of a bunch of one's possessions (also referred to as one's "crap").

His stack of books, papers, nit-knacks, and other miscellaneous items fell in a crapalanche leaving his junk littered everywhere.

by Bill August 21, 2003

Crapulous

To seriously over-indulge, usually with food or drink.

Most commonly associated with greedy, fat monstrosities such as manatees.

"My, that crapulous Trev creature is rather voluminous, wouldn't you agree Arthur?"

by lolzwut October 19, 2008