Craptioneer

Someone who pretends to be a big auctioneer usually on craigslist but only sells really crappy old tools and other people's junk.

Man, I'm tired of all the craptioneer's on craigslist today.

by XpostFacto April 26, 2011

claticle

Fixing the incorrect position of one's testicles, by the means of using trouser pockets, with the intention of nobody realising that what you're doing is inappropriate in a formal situation.

Thought to self: *One of my balls is in the leg of my pants, I should probably claticle*

Boss: "Grab the file over there"

You: *silenence* "Yes of course, there's no reason for me not to walk, it's not like my scrotum is in an uncomfortable position"

by NinjaSorter October 6, 2012

ChaoTicLevel

An anomalous entity that goes with Chaotic/ChaoticLevel, this stupid fucking idiot asshole is the most annoying piece of shit I have ever seen. This dumbass thought that it would be cool to recommend an awful charting in alot of online rhythm games. Not only that, whenever he plays fighting games, he always runs and says "I'm not running, i'm just dodging your attacks" bitch please. Also the fact that he got hit by a meteor and said "I dodged it, it just that I have a terrible internet connection" god its so awful, like this fucking thing is worse than my sleep paralysis demon. Fuck you Chaotic

IdiotLevel : Heh, it would be funny if I use this awful chart to beat Intrevene

IdiotLevel : I'M NOT FUCKING RUNNING DAWG, IT'S CALLED A TACTICAL RETREAT OR I'M JUST DODGING YOUR ATTACKS

IdiotLevel : I have a reason why I died, you see, I dodged the meteor, but I lagged so hard, so the meteor easily hit me cause I rubber banded back to where the meteor impacted.

ChaoTicLevel, you moronic piece of shit, why would you play as a fucking Medic then rush with an Ubersaw towards the DAMN ENEMY BASE?

by FuckYouChaoTicLevel April 11, 2023

A Ravenous Chanticleer

When a wizard's cock is extremely hard and is ready to jab a stiff one anywhere possible. This can be used in erotic fantasy, in particular Harry Potter fan-fiction.

A Ravenous Chanticleer jabbed into Hermione as Ron rammed hard against her sleeve.

by Charged-Socket March 20, 2017

ass crusticles

The gravelly turd build-up on one's taint
A particulary undesirable person, group of people or event(s)

What a bunch of drama loving ass crusticles...
He is such an ass crusticle

by Emerson Biggens January 18, 2014

crapsickle

n. crap, on a stick, frozen. i.e. an after-school treat loved by many children all around the world.

After school we went over to Mark's house for a refreshing ice-cold crapsickle treat.

by Brett December 17, 2004

Crapice Classic

Another name for the Cheverlet car model (77-90)especially the woodpanel Wagon type, before a new body style(91-96) which was used in many states as a cop car. It is commonly driven by teens as starter car or passed down through the family to the newest driver of the family.

In 8 mile Eminem's car was a Crapice Classic.

by flyingerbils231 July 21, 2007