cranking it

1. spank it
2. whack it
3. stroke it
4. masturbation

I was really cranking it last night, I filled in some cracks on the ceiling.

by Bud E Love May 7, 2003

Cock Craning

To peek over the shoulder of the person in front of you in order to catch a glimpse of cock.

1. Tom got a black eye from cock craning for too long in the gents.
2. It took Bob a while to notice that Tony was cock craning behind him.
3. No-one in the polaroid photo could work out who the thin man cock craning behind them was.

by Bagel Dave July 3, 2006

you, me, crafting table

you're about to get laid.

person 1: tonight, you, me, crafting table

person 2: oh fuck-

by katkit27 November 8, 2020

Chanting

Talking about something you don't know about.

She was chanting the whole time during her science presentation.

by xKalanjah September 21, 2009

CRANKING THE HOG

A TERM USED MY PEOPLE WHO RIDE HOGS, AKA FOR YOU PUSSY LIBRULS A MORTORCICLE.

BARB LEFT SO I FIGURED CRANKING THE HOG WOULD HELP GOBBLESS

by MENACINGHOSSHOGCRANKED August 14, 2023

Cranking the hog

To crank your hog aggressively rev your motorcycle at someone.

I saw a chick with a fat ass, so I began cranking the hog at her to get her to turn my way.

by hogcranker May 21, 2018

Hoover Crafting

Occurs when one farts in bed causing the sheets to float up and make the bed look like the bottom of a hover craft.

Matt: Dude I could hear you farting all night last night
Erik: Ya man I went hoover crafting last night

by Kochie June 23, 2012