Crapsten

A superlative form of 'crap'.
The most crap of all.
Crappiest crap.

Derived from german superlative form and English crap.
Crap+sten = Crapsten

I don't give a crapsten. (I couldn't care less)

That's the crapstenest crap I've ever heard.

The lecture... twas crapsten.

That food was crapsten.

by devid O December 18, 2010

Cranston Tuxedo

The classic white-briefs-only outfit that Bryan Cranston seems to sport in every role of his acting career.

On tonight's episode of Breaking Bad, Walt once again sports the Cranston Tuxedo

by thecorndog September 1, 2013

Cranston

A name you give your kid when you let your husband choose their name. They are someone that is very caring but also not caring at the same time.

Person 1 Oh my gosh what did you name your baby
Person 2 we named him Cranston of course

by Cranstonsmom October 17, 2019

Cranston

The sexiest bird alive in all of animal crossing, ladies fall to his feet

So you heard about Cranston

by Leaf chan September 14, 2020

Cranston Mud Muzzle

The act of taking laxatives then shitting in a women’s mouth and then wrapping her head in duck tape

The Cranston Mud Muzzle is only for truant professionals

by VanillaSugar69 December 22, 2020

Cranston

An quiet person but very live once you get to know him, great personality, hard to resist sexy guy once you get to know him. Often says dumb things that infer "wtf" but who cares. Soon to be rich and have dreams to retire early in life. Also very horny and great in bed with very large endowments...
Cranston is a very intelligent male that is great to hang around once he is no longer quiet and always has money. Great in bed and always horny

Man that cranston is rich and intelligent

by 1love298 February 4, 2010

Cranston West

The high school on the better side of Cranston. Full of kids who actually have the grades and the money to go to college, although we don’t even have to go to college because our daddies are still there to buy us what we want. Our money may not buy us happiness but it does buy us therapists and cocaine. Our parties are more lit because we can actually afford the good booze. The only deaths around here are suicides but I mean who isn’t suicidal these days? Our ACs may not work but we have AirPods to keep us cool. We don’t need heaters because hoes never get cold and we have Juuls to warm our lungs. Also haha we are hotter

Did you say Cranston West? How’s your dad doing?

by William the III April 14, 2019