Canscape

The art of trimming, cleaning and giving the can, aka the ass, an good looking scape.

I was talking to tiny today and I guess he called in sick. He’s got a big weekend getaway with Lock, and he said there was a plethora of Canscaping to do. Tiny said it’s been 6 months since he’s been dismantled, and 7 months since he’s Canscaped. Sounds weird if you ask me.

by Tee Cee Deez March 9, 2020

Crabstravaganza

A C.R.A.B. sanctioned crabbing tournament in Grand Chenier, Louisiana where teams compete for prizes and bragging rights as the best crabber in Southwest Louisiana.

Bon Temps Bateau was the winning team for Crabstravaganza 2010.

by Big Tuna 895 February 26, 2011

Lactose Cans

Voluptuous perky tits that are a product of perfection sans the lactation. You wouldn't want to suckle on anything else once you see these.

What Westley meant to tell Buttercup in Princess Bride was ... "There is a shortage of perfect breasts in this world; it would be a pity to damage your lactose cans"

by Barbie Reject January 25, 2011

mai chans daily life

A fucked up manga that involves a girl named mai chan getting sexually abused in various ways and is immortal the manga is infamous for it's ending in which mai chan gets pregnant, gives birth and a man grabs the infant and puts it into a blender and blends it.

Eduardo:hey vincent you read mai chans daily life before?
vincent:yes it's very fucked up

by Mr otaku May 12, 2020

cansu

Girl who plays kick-ass guitar and happens to be very good looking.

Man, that girl on stage sure knows how to play her guitar, and boy is she good looking. She's such a Cansu!

by Sahar SS November 6, 2007

bag of cans with the lads

An Irish phrase used to describe a gathering of lads with plastic bags full of warm beer/cider (usually Dutch Gold or Bulmers) with intent to intake the said alcohol, most likely in an empty field or bush. Has been also known to occur in yer wan's gaff.

Hey, are ye coming to the field behind my house to have a bag of cans with the lads?

Heck yes friendo!

by Rawwwb tho May 5, 2017

Jibbers Crabst

All hail our crustacean Lord and Savior™!

"I believe... that all things on this earth were created... by GOD!
And I don't mean Jesus. And I don't mean Buddha. And I don't mean Allah.
And I don't mean some general god that we can all rally around and believe in.
I mean my god, my town, and my church.
My god is a fire-breathing lobster who lives behind the rings of Saturn.
And his name is Jibbers Crabst."

(Matt Inman, keynote speaker at BAHFest West 2014)

by Grinning Cat April 7, 2015