crunkchile'

A child whose parents were drunk and/or high at the time the child was conceived.

Jack's parents snorted cocaine a few hours before they banged...so he is a crunkchile'.

by bksizzle January 31, 2005

Dusty Crankshaft

When an old man blows his load in a girls face and all that comes out is dust;therefore pissing the girl off

The girl was pissed at the old mans dusty crankshaft when he blew his load.

by deichert June 14, 2008

Cranch

Noun-
The aroma of dried semen that permeates around the room.
adj-Cranchy

Dude, you should have washed your sheets last weekend, the cranch is killing me.

Adj- Your towel is smelling extra cranch today Rob.

by Baconb February 15, 2009

crankshaft

When a women gives her man a handjob using motor oil as the lubricant.

She crankshafted me at Jiffy Lube and now my dick is stained dark brown.

by Alex Winston June 14, 2008

Crunkchick

A Female who likes to listen to Crunk music.....

That chick is so into crunk music she is such a Crunkchick

by Crunkchick August 20, 2006

crankcious

Describes the attitude, mood and overall state of a methamphetamine user when they are without their favorite drug. To be cranky and grumpy.

He's been asleep for two days and he's still crankcious

by DonJaime May 3, 2010

CrankThatFrank

Crankthatfrank known as our repressed yeemo daddy or milk daddy. He's like the Walmart version of Brendon Urie and is triggered by the G-note.

Yeemo: do you ship Ryden?
Person: no..?
Crankthatfrank in the distance: REEEEEEEEEEEEE 'SCUSE ME, COULD YOU PLEASE LEAVE?

by GerardWayisDaddy October 25, 2019