crabby

cranky, bad tempered

are you feeling crabby?

by sara March 9, 2004

Cranky

Slang for a perc, popularized by the artist Yeat

I’m gonna take a Cranky Tonight before the festivities

Quit bugging me Latisha you know I gotta take a cranky before you start bitching at me

Also used as “Crank”

How could I cheat on you when I can’t even nut off a crank?

by Ratking616 February 8, 2022

Crancy

Undesirable or bad. Also an expletive.

The new Tiesto album is pretty crancy.

Crancy! Get out of class!

by avocadosushi February 3, 2010

Crabby Penguin

Manically trying to attend to the genital itching caused by the parasite 'Crabs', typically in a fashion that appears to be an awkward, "penguin-like" dance to onlookers.

Mickey Rourke: What the hell is that wonky dance Lindsay Lohan is doing over there?

Danny Trejo: Dance? That aint no dance. She's doing the crabby penguin!

Mickey Rourke: Is she now?

Danny Trejo: Yeah, the little slut.

Mickey Rourke: Would you excuse me? I think I need to go help her do the crabby penguin.

by Christhejizzmopper October 27, 2010

Cranbir

A man with a freshie and a half

Oh hello sir, Cranbir!

by Cranbir December 3, 2017

Want a sprite cranberry?

A reason to break into someones house to ask a question.

i.e Hey do you want a sprite cranberry?

by Old Memes December 4, 2018

cranberrery

1. Adjective. The state of mind/blood alcohol level in which you are in a perpetual state of happiness that can not be ruined by anyone in grumpy town. This is usually brought on by enjoying several vodka cranberries in a hot tub but is also a way of life.

2. Noun. The general region around Kelly's hot tub that is often protected by a icy walk way and fortified by a wall of empty beers and frozen clothing that got left out the night before. This region is directly adjecent to Grumpy Town.

Nick, Kelly, and Trevor are feeling so cranberrery.

by Trevor Pratt January 21, 2008