cran-rammer 

A young man who thinks he is the best, although typically cran-rammers are somewhere in the mid- to fair okay region of the performance spectrum.

Did you see how proud Josh was of his mediocre sales presentario? He is a cran-rammer, for sure.

cran-rammer by lexicographa October 4, 2010

cran tack 

cran tack can mean anything you want it to

Yo, you got any cran tacks left ky-ky?

I really need to get a bigger cran tack.

You acted like a real big cran tack the other night erick.

cran tack by Cran tack March 30, 2008

cran-grape 

the best mother fuckin drink ever

drink cran-grape.

cran-grape by zacksgottashit April 4, 2009

Cran Time 

Cran time is Cran Time except for when it's not cran time during which time it is simply cran time. No one can effect the inevitability of Cran Time.

DEAD-TRAINS
YOUR TRAINS ARE DEad
Cran Time

Person 1: What is Cran Time?
Person 2: Cran Time is Cran Time!

"In other news, two freight trains collided earlier today after someone reportedly shouted Cran Time"

David: When is Cran Time?
Kate: It is always Cran Time. Always. Unless it isn't, in which case, it is anyway. It is now officially a paradox. A Cran Time Paradox.

The surgeon general has stated that it is highly dangerous to "view" Cran Time if you have epilepsy.

Cran Time by `Damage` March 19, 2010

Cran wik 

a candle made out of crayons in which it’s wick is a birthday candle

cran wik

Cran wik by NFKSIEGSHDIWO June 13, 2019

cran-solut 

A cocktail made with cranberry juice and Absolut vodka. Often served over cubed or crushed ice.

She almost peed her pants, and not just because she was on her third cran-solut--his story was just simply hilarious.

cran-solut by Derrel Nonayerbusiness February 28, 2011

Cran-o-log 

Also known as cranberry log, is the cranberry sauce bought in a tin and served in the log shape it comes out in, preferably still bearing the indentations of the tin. It is part of a traditional holiday turkey meal, both at Thanksgiving and Christmas.

Boyfriend: Your mom forgot to mash up the cranberry sauce from the tin...
Girlfriend: No, that's the traditional cran-o-log.

Cran-o-log by historically_defined December 16, 2009