crumplestiltskin

Having an extremely intense bowel movement that requires a long duration of pushing and squeezing while "ghost-pedaling" an imaginary gold spinning loom while hunched over.

Dude, I ate sushi for lunch and mexican for dinner, I gotta stop home and bust a crumplestiltskin.

by ptoohey October 6, 2006

Washington Crapple

After anal, shove an apple up her/his asshole, then proceed to use your rod for deeper insertion. Have her/him deficate the apple on to a serving platter. Slice apple and serve with plenty of the remaining feces.

Boyfriend: Do you know what today is honey?
Girlfriend: Yea, Tuesday!
Boyfriend: Tuesday! You know what that means?
Girlfriend: I sure do sweetheart!
Both together: It's Washington Crapple Night!

by Washingtoncrapple March 31, 2010

deineth cramplel dance

when someone undergoes "deineth cramplel" It is implied you must do an intricate dance. this dance requires 5 people, a butt-plug, a bomb, nipple peircings, and a rope. all 5 people must first undergo deineth cramplel. Next everyone attached ropes to each persons nipple peircings. Then they all wear buttplugs. Then they all play musical chairs. Each person that loses has to shit on their butt plug

person 1: i just had deineth cramplel
person 2: same
person 1 & 2: you know what that means
person 1 & 2: *calling to other people*
person 1: WE NEED TO DO THE DEINETH CRAMPLEL DANCE

by mr krungle November 27, 2021

crApple

The proper term for Apple.

The iMac, the Powermac, the iPod... what will crapple think of next?

by Assholes Inc. September 14, 2003

Crappled

When you sit on the toilet for so long your legs go numb.

One time I was on the toilet at work playing on my phone and looking at pictures of girls I’ve slept with and I got crappled. I had to crawl out under the bathroom stall door using my hands and drag my body back to my desk. After a few minutes I was able to feel my legs again and pull up my pants.

by Bilbo D. Faggins October 16, 2012

cramper

a cramper is someone who just basicly sucks to be around and at the same time ignorantly thinks they are so cool to hang out with, no one ever knows how they got there or who invited them but no one ever tells them strait up to hit the road

is the cramper over there?
yeah
fuck it. call me later..

by deadcat June 10, 2003

Crappled

the intentional recruitment of random strangers into the Reddit community on boring Mondays.

We crappled a random Twitter user on a boring Monday and now his is our King for a day.

by Funkoma January 12, 2011