crudcakes

a phrase used to substitute swearing
to express anger/annoyance or irritation

I JUST SPILT BONJELLA EVERYWHERE
ahh crudcakes
:L

by Lozzii x. June 15, 2009

Creamcake

(n.) A warm heaping stream of MASTURBATION! :D

2. A mean thing to call someone you don't like.

See masturbation.

Dude, he shot a creamcake my mouth when we were having oral!

2. You fucking creamcake! Go rot in a sack!

by Saruhbear October 16, 2008

Cantanese Crabcakes

You get home from a seafood buffet and vomit into a bowl of bread crumbs. Then you preced by deep frying them and feeding them to your partner.

Anthony: "How did you like it."
Carol: " They were good, what were they."
Anthony: "They were Cantanese Crabcakes."
Carol: "Oh man, I think your gonna have another batch."

by TheBaffelerKing January 12, 2010

Blumpkin ala Crabcake

Eating a crabcake while receiving oral sex when dropping a deuce..

That dumb cunt raked my dick while i was getting a Blumpkin ala Crabcake.

by Terrell Suggs November 8, 2007

Creamcake

Like a creampie, but you also have some little chocolate ( or shit ) in the cum load

She wanted a creampie, but i gave her a creamcake

by Squeaxx March 17, 2021

cali crumcake

When you have a bitch floss your butt hair with her teeth and then eats the dingle berries

Bro this chick was so nasty she actually gave me a Cali crumcake

by im dat guy... April 12, 2015

red velvet creamcake

The act of ejactulating inside of a woman while she is mentstruating.

Broski, last night I totally boned this chick on her period. We baked a red velvet creamcake.

by sir nutsalot May 11, 2014